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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Police barred from penis enlargement

    (Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

    Oddly Enough...

    An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

    "If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

    The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

    Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.

    A low-level separatist insurgency has waged in the resources-rich part of Indonesia for decades and there is a heavy police and military presence there.

    Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

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  • CoderGuy
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    • Jul 2009
    • 2679

    #2
    Makes sense. The last thing you need while chasing a perp is to be tripping over your dong.

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    • Premium Parrots
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      • Feb 2008
      • 9760

      #3
      They are just jealous. 8)
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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      • LaZeR
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        • Oct 2009
        • 3994

        #4
        :idea: Wow, I never thought of letting a bee sting my p3nis so it would grow bigger.

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