KFC Double Down Sandwich

[joshua]

Has anyone had one of these? I have. At first I thought "Damn this is greasy." then said "Holy shit, this might be the best sandwich I ever had." The aftermath wasn't pretty. I thought blasting all of that bacon, chicken and cheese out of my asshole would melt my toilet...but it survived. And it was totally worth it.

I'm telling you guys. This sandwich is awesome. If it came with a container of gravy to dip it in, it'd be perfect.

I'm also thinking of taking a double down and putting it in between the two patties of a Baconator and eating it. If I do, I'll take pictures.

Here's a bad ass desktop wallpaper: http://imgur.com/Hp5rr.jpg

[texasmade]

I'm also thinking of taking a double down and putting it in between the two patties of a Baconator and eating it. If I do, I'll take pictures.

do it

[Owens187]

Holy fu*king sh*t! That looks absolutely so-bad-for-you-the-worst-thing-you-can-ever-put-in-your-body-artery-destroyingly DELICIOUS! I gotta have it!

[joshua]

They're only 540 calories. A Big Mac without cheese is 576.

[sgreger1]

I had one this week, and frankly it was epic. Absolutely delicious. Please post pics, I call no balls!

[joshua]

I'll try to construct the double down/baconator hybrid this weekend. I don't have a ton of cash at the moment, but i'll see what i can do.

[texasmade]

hobos have cash...sell one a forty for ten bucks

[Bigblue1]

I too am a fan. Quite simply put, "Delicious" and low carb to boot. Didn't think of dipping it in gravy tho, maybe next time. I did squirt it with some o that colonel hot sauce they got tho. Might try some of their other sauces next time or a side of the mayo sauce they already juice it with. One thing i thought when eating it was "they gotta do this with extra crispy, soon."

[f. bandersnatch]

Q: What do you get from eating too many of these?

A: Double-downs syndrome.

But seriously, horrible for you. I really enjoy the commercial though. No tact or diplomacy in that one: here is a giant pile of meat...and cheese...EAT IT YOU PUSSY. I like the one about pink buckets too*. Like, "for every bucket you buy, we try and cure breast cancer, but we cause dozens of other health disorders. IN YO FACE AMERICA."

*"pink bucket" sounds like an awesome sex move in some related to the illustrious pink sock. Any ideas?

[Bigblue1]

But seriously, horrible for you. I really enjoy the commercial though. No tact or diplomacy in that one: here is a giant pile of meat...and cheese...EAT IT YOU PUSSY. I like the one about pink buckets too*. Like, "for every bucket you buy, we try and cure breast cancer, but we cause dozens of other health disorders. IN YO FACE AMERICA."

No doubt, I knew going in how bad it is for me. But seriously, I cook at least 5 times a week , eat leftovers predominantly for lunch. Eat fast food maybe 2 X's a month on a bad month. Will probably not have another DD in the following year. So Hell yeah, I hope I enjoy it when I do eat it. And I'm not gonna feel 1 bit guilty about it. All that being said for my money I'm gonna go eat a DD over a Big mac or whopper any day of the week, especially once they do it extra crispy style. Oh yes the will. "If you build it, they will come".

[MojoQuestor]

They're only 540 calories. A Big Mac without cheese is 576.

It has never occurred to me to eat a Big Mac without cheese. And it probably never will.

[sgreger1]

It has never occurred to me to eat a Big Mac without cheese. And it probably never will.

Wait, has McDonalds actually sold a big mac WITHOUT cheese? Does that even exist, is that a thing? Anyone eating a hamburger without cheese may as well just ask for an alfalfa and turkey sandwich.

[daruckis]

Wait, has McDonalds actually sold a big mac WITHOUT cheese? Does that even exist, is that a thing? Anyone eating a hamburger without cheese may as well just ask for an alfalfa and turkey sandwich.

i actually find that most people want their turkey sandwiches with just mayo, lettuce, and cheese.

just an interesting observation.

[bakerbarber]

Kudos to KFC.

What other company in what other country has the testicular fortitude to introduce something as audacious and gluttonous as this product.

Good for them. I hope hippie liberal self righteous bigots everywhere are writhing in their own skin over this product.

While I've never tried this product, and don't expect to. I applaud their unbridled decision to bring it to market.

If I can buy a gun at wal-mart and a giant bottle of liquor at the liquor store I damn well better be able to buy a coronary in a wrapper too.

No one peeps when they see an ad for pharmaceuticals and listen to the possible side effects associated with its use. If the media wants to allow opinion and big pharma to push their products on tv, why can't big tobacco? I see more questionable ads for booze than I do for food.

Common sense has no place in today's world. Obviously this KFC item is not ok to consume frequently. That should be a reasonable expectation of understanding. Too bad some self some self righteous do gooders will try to stop it.

God Bless America!

[f. bandersnatch]

^ That is an excellent point, about the booze ads, I mean. Alcohol is a contributing factor in oral cancer, but when I pick up a bottle of whiskey I don't see "gov't mandated warning: this product may cause oral cancer" on it.

And I wasn't trying to discourage anyone from eating a double down with my post, I was just making fun of KFC's marketing strategy (which is a little like making fun of the shortest kid at fat camp, but...). If a person wants to pound a couple 40s or malt liquor, hit the bong and eat a double down, I say go for it. This is America. Goddamn commies.