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  • chadizzy1
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 7432

    Don't forget your Gringo Mask!

    http://www.aolnews.com/article/gring...en-up/19467712



    Gringo Mask Lets Nervous Arizonans Whiten Up

    Foes of Arizona's stringent new immigration law -- which requires police to check the paperwork of anyone believed to be an illegal immigrant during traffic stops, arrests or detentions -- claim that it's essentially an open invitation for the authorities to harass the, let's say, swarthier citizens of the Grand Canyon State.

    For those legal Arizonans worried that their skin tone may now result in their being routinely pestered by local law enforcement (as well as those unwilling or unable to spring for a skin-whitening procedure a la Sammy Sosa or the late King of Pop), Zubi, a Hispanic ad agency based out of Miami, has offered a solution: the Gringo Mask.
    Gringo masks
    gringomask.com

    "Our agency mantra is 'Erasing Stereotypes,' so as soon as this law was passed, we knew we had to do something to communicate just how ridiculous we thought it was," said the firm's COO, Joe Zubizarreta.
    There is a male and a female version, both possessing a degree of whiteness that can only be described as "Scandinavian" (incidentally, not a part of America). The concept behind them is a simple one: Download and print out a mask from the website, cut it out, place it over your face -- and off you go, a walking protest.

    Zubizarreta advises that users take their Gringo Mask everywhere, just in case. "If you're Hispanic, and live in Arizona, keep the mask nearby at all times," he said. "You never know..."

    That said, wearing your Gringo Mask, like texting, is not recommended while driving. It may keep you from being racially profiled, but it probably won't prevent you from sideswiping that mail truck.
  • Darwin
    Member
    • Mar 2010
    • 1372

    #2
    There is no situation so incredibly sad and grotesquely wretched that someone won't attempt to profit from it--thank goodness.

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    • texasmade
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4159

      #3
      There is a theory that a penis joke can be made from any situation.

      I shall attempt to see if this is true.

      "I was about to explode inside of her, but i pulled out last second and gave her a gringo mask."

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      • RobsanX
        Member
        • Aug 2008
        • 2030

        #4
        HAHA! This is good!

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        • danielan
          Member
          • Apr 2010
          • 1514

          #5
          LOL

          Texasmade FTW!

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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            "Our agency mantra is 'Erasing Stereotypes,"

            Lol, yah best way to erase sterotypes is to sell masks with sterotypical looking white people on it to minorities. That will help us all get along better. Rofl.



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