I'm a Dick

[lxskllr]

I was at the grocery yesterday with my daughter, and stopped in produce to finish up the trip. I was checking out a basket of habaneros, and I told my daughter I'd give her $20 if she could eat one, and not take a drink for 1/2 hour. She jumped at the chance, and she ate the pepper as we were leaving the parking lot. Instead of nibbling it, she put the whole thing in her mouth, and bit off the stem, then chewed it up and swallowed. She lasted about 3 minutes before she got a drink of water :^D sweat and tears were rolling down her face, but she took it all pretty well. She said she thought they would be as hot as a jalapeno, and she wasn't prepared for the heat. I was curious as to why she thought I'd give her money for something easy :^D

I've upped the ante if she wants to take me up on it. $40 for a ghost chili, and she has to last 1/2 hour without a drink. She's already contemplating it :^D

[Guest]

Reminds me of a story in the news

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ld-record.html

[lxskllr]

:^O

That woman's hardcore. I wonder if she has some weird body chemistry that doesn't react to capsicum. I can eat lots of hot stuff; more than anyone I know, but I'm nowhere near that level.

[Guest]

I think she's unique for sure

[Jonnymh1]

So how much would you pay your daughter to do that? Hope you have deep pockets!

[lxskllr]

So how much would you pay your daughter to do that? Hope you have deep pockets!

Yea, I don't have the money to pay MY daughter that, and I wouldn't pay that woman anything; it's too easy for her. Hmm... Maybe something involving horseradish. That wouldn't be covered under a capsicum resistance :^D

[sgreger1]

Offer her "Pure Cap Hotsauce". It's just soy oil and capsaicin, the pain-inducing chemical in peppers.


Oh, and you'r a dick

[NJdrew]

Maybe something involving horseradish. That wouldn't be covered under a capsicum resistance :^D

If you like hot stuff and haven't tried Nasal Napalm horseradish, you should... just a little bit of this gives just about any amount of food a good burn. I'll eat a tiny bit (and I do mean tiny like a couple of visible specks) if I'm congested and it clears my sinuses right out.

[lxskllr]

If you like hot stuff and haven't tried Nasal Napalm horseradish, you should... just a little bit of this gives just about any amount of food a good burn. I'll eat a tiny bit (and I do mean tiny like a couple of visible specks) if I'm congested and it clears my sinuses right out.

That sounds awesome. I love horseradish, and it's the main reason I get pit beef on occasion. It's just so I have something that carries horseradish well :^D

[NJdrew]

That sounds awesome. I love horseradish, and it's the main reason I get pit beef on occasion. It's just so I have something that carries horseradish well :^D

You won't be disappointed, just don't open it up and take a big sniff like I did, the fumes alone can be painful!

[danielan]

You're a dick.

I feel sorry for her when it comes out...

Weird thing: I've noticed, since quitting smoking that hot food is hotter...

[Premium Parrots]

How old is your daughter? Depending upon her age links to how big a dick you are, ya know.



my daughters are in their 30s and 40s and know better than to take a bet like that with me.

[lxskllr]

How old is your daughter? Depending upon her age links to how big a dick you are, ya know.

She'll be 12 this week. I didn't hear any complaints from the bathroom, I guess it came out alright :^D I don't always get the napalm shits either. I haven't been able to pin down a pattern on it. I always eat very hot stuff, but only occasionally have bathroom issues. I don't know what the variable is.

[bakerbarber]

lol dick.

I took one to school like 15 years ago when they weren't as common as they are now.

I pulled out this little orange thing in the lunchroom and told this guy it was a mini pumpkin....

So after the tears and sweats and hysterical laughter this moron rubs his eyes- with his hand he bit the habanero with...

An hour later I'm in the principal's office and my parents are on the phone..

Priceless..

Not like you tricked her or made her eat it as punishment. Sounds fair to me.

[texasmade]

lol dick.

I took one to school like 15 years ago when they weren't as common as they are now.

I pulled out this little orange thing in the lunchroom and told this guy it was a mini pumpkin....

So after the tears and sweats and hysterical laughter this moron rubs his eyes- with his hand he bit the habanero with...

An hour later i'm in the principal's office and my parents are on the phone..

Priceless..

Not like you tricked her or made her eat it as punishment. Sounds fair to me.

hahaha