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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Who Am I?

    WHO AM I ?




    I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.


    Later in life, questions arose over my real name.


    My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

    I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.


    I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..



    That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

    I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.



    I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.


    I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.


    I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.


    At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy.


    I was very critical of my country in the last war and seized every opportunity to bash my country.


    But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.


    I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.


    I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.



    I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.



    So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews. My true views were not widely known and I needed to keep them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.



    I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.


    I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.


    And the world learned the truth..


    Who am I?
    If you have any problems with my posts or signature


  • danielan
    Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 1514

    #2
    Hitler? Although I feel like I am falling into a trap here....

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    • texasmade
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4159

      #3
      I don't know...who are you?

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      • Roo
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 3446

        #4
        The subject of a viral email from your mom? Lol. You're just gonna have to wait it out bud, at least it won't be 8 years of mysery like it was for us liberals!! Haha. Eat it.

        Disclaimer: the above was said in jest. We are all eatin' it, whether we ordered it or not. Pass the salt, this tastes like shit.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          obama


          evident from the first paragraph. confirmed by the next.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • timholian
            Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 1448

            #6
            Originally posted by Roo View Post
            The subject of a viral email from your mom? Lol. You're just gonna have to wait it out bud, at least it won't be 8 years of mysery like it was for us liberals!! Haha. Eat it.

            Disclaimer: the above was said in jest. We are all eatin' it, whether we ordered it or not. Pass the salt, this tastes like shit.
            LOL In politics shit sandwiches are as American as apple pie!

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            • wa3zrm
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 4436

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
              obama
              I about burst a blood vessel laughing.
              If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9758

                #8
                It had to be obama. But Chad did come to mind.

                but chad isn't in is 40's





                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • ThatSnusGuy

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                  It had to be either obama or Chad.
                  When you really think about it, it could be three people.......none of them Chad by the way :-)........ Obama, Hitler or the Antichrist. My opinion, all the same person.

                  :::::::what happened? who am I? last thing I remember was a cake shaped like a giant cheeseburger!:::::::::

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                  • danielan
                    Member
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1514

                    #10
                    Originally posted by wa3zrm View Post
                    downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities" like the Jews.
                    It's got to be Hitler, who else would say that?

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9758

                      #11
                      Originally posted by danielan View Post
                      It's got to be Hitler, who else would say that?
                      you are kidding me. Doesn't everyone know its obama? Do people really not know that much about the man?


                      I met the guy at my neighbors about 3 years ago while he was being groomed for prez. My neighbor was a major key to his politicking, promotion and election. I wasn't impressed. Do I have an unfair advantage for the answer to the OPs post? No. Ya want to know more crap about him? For one, hes the biggest puppet this nation has ever had as a leader. Although, hes not the leader hes a follower of the big $ that rule this world. Hes a tool.
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • rickcharles606
                        Member
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 2307

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                        It had to be obama. But Chad did come to mind.

                        but chad isn't in is 40's





                        OR IS HE???

                        It's obama, and I hate him. Seems as if that "Hope and Change" has turned into "Bait and Switch", and I'm wondering how that shit's treating everyone now??
                        I talk to so many people that initially supported (drank the Kool-aide) obama, but are now in shock about how this man is really just someone well versed in slick teleprompter speak, and the worst sort of politician. Can we hold hands while strolling down the road to socialism, because I'm scared, lol.

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                        • Fury
                          Member
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 205

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
                          you are kidding me. Doesn't everyone know its obama? Do people really not know that much about the man?


                          I met the guy at my neighbors about 3 years ago while he was being groomed for prez. My neighbor was a major key to his politicking, promotion and election. I wasn't impressed. Do I have an unfair advantage for the answer to the OPs post? No. Ya want to know more crap about him? For one, hes the biggest puppet this nation has ever had as a leader. Although, hes not the leader hes a follower of the big $ that rule this world. Hes a tool.
                          Are you Joe the Plumber?!?

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                          • wa3zrm
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 4436

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fury View Post
                            Are you Joe the Plumber?!?
                            I think I'm going to die sitting here
                            If you have any problems with my posts or signature


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                            • Premium Parrots
                              Super Moderators
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9758

                              #15
                              almost. Although we both have big yards and our houses are far apart we were very close friends. Hes a strict democrat. I didn't give a crap about politics. We got along amazingly well. I was always here for him and his family, house , property. He needed "things" done and I made sure they were done right. And I never had to worry about any consequences cuz he had the power. Hes like the godfather to alot of democrats. Definately old school. I loved the man and his family. I just don't understand why he made such a bad judgement with O. Btw, my neighbor died of a heart attack right before the elections. Sad...........
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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