Who Am I?

[wa3zrm]

I can't take this anymore...
I'm going to bed. When I get up in the morning maybe this will all have been a bad dream.

[bipolarbear1968]

I can't take this anymore...
I'm going to bed. When I get up in the morning maybe this will all have been a bad dream.

Nitey nite

[danielan]

I met the guy at my neighbors about 3 years ago while he was being groomed for prez.

You live next door to Bill Ayers?

How's that working out for you?

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lmao. now thats funny. no not him. My neighbor was the person that "they" brought obama to so he could advise him and his croanies how to win the election. Vic wasn't very public. For years he had a pig roast [several pigs, goats, lambs] every year. I met all kinds of people there. One time my wife and I were sitting eating with an old oriental couple. We're sittting their chatting and we find out they had dinner with MAO last week. Freaked me out. You never know who you might be chatting with or meeting. We were neighbors for over 30 years.

[danielan]

For years he had a pig roast [several pigs, goats, lambs] every year.

So, an annual Democratic Party ritual that involves animal sacrifice... I'd always suspected and now I have proof!

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lmao I never thought of it that way. But thats pretty accurate. People would fly in from all over the country and actually felt privledged to be invited to one of Vic's pig roasts. He even flew in the chef from New Mexico. I never could figure out why we were invited except that we were just such close friends. Everyone else was political, governers, senators, congressmen, some foreigners and the such. Hell I didn't recognize any of them cept maybe whoever the governer at the time was.

[rickcharles606]

lmao. now thats funny. no not him. My neighbor was the person that "they" brought obama to so he could advise him and his croanies how to win the election. Vic wasn't very public. For years he had a pig roast [several pigs, goats, lambs] every year. I met all kinds of people there. One time my wife and I were sitting eating with an old oriental couple. We're sittting their chatting and we find out they had dinner with MAO last week. Freaked me out. You never know who you might be chatting with or meeting. We were neighbors for over 30 years.

Okay, was your neighbor the Oracle and Obama is Neo, because he is trying to pass himself off as "The One", and this story sounds like the Matrix. Are you the Maravingian?

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brb......gotta do some googleing to learn what your talking about. lmao

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lol. the term ritual. Thats what it was always referred to. "Vic's annual ritual". We all knew what that meant. Took 3 months to put together and get everything ready. The best part was when the wine truck came and all his kids were there to "help" unload it. lol. Alot never made it to the wine cellar. He had 9 kids between several wives.


If some of the members that have been here for a while remember. I always thought that there was a good chance that obama was the anti-christ before he was elected. From the info I learned over at that house there were alot of similarities. But he has proven not to be the anti-christ cuz now the masses are turning on him. And that didn't happen in the book. Well, not this soon. lol



I probably said too much
nevermind

[RobsanX]

Santa Claus! What do I win?!

[Frosted]

Vladimir Lenin

[RobsanX]

And I can prove it!

WHO AM I ?




I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer.

Santa was originally Dutch, but eventually moved to the North Pole.


Later in life, questions arose over my real name.

Saint Nicholas, Sinterklaas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santa...


My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.

Santa's true identity has always been clouded in mystery.

I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs & didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.

St. Nicholas is honored by both the Catholic AND Orthodox faiths.

I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them..

Well you could say that elves are "lower" class.

That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.

And we have all benefited from that!

I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer never mentions Santa's parents.

I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s.. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. That reinforced my conceit.

He helped unionize the elves.

I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.

With a jolly laugh, and a dream to bring toys to everyone!

I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.

Ever been to the mall at Christmas?

At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy.

Santa has lobbied for freedom to fly in any country's air space.

I seized every opportunity to bash my country.

Santa is strongly PRO-Global Warming. It's effing cold at the North Pole!

But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed & housed for free.

And don't forget toys! Free toys to rich and poor alike!

I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks & corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate them and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.

Santa is strongly anti-Scrooge, and anti-Grinch!

I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics & was able to gain widespread popular support.

Maybe a surprise candidate, but his support is certainly not surprising.

I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.

Santa brings Hope and Joy to us every year!

So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant...

What difference does it make, as long as they were GOOD!

I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with...

Many of Santa's detractors didn't feel that little Georgie deserved any presents in 2003. However Santa's list has been a closely guarded secret for centuries.

I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world.

Indeed.

And the world learned the truth..

When they turned 8.

Who am I?

[danielan]

And I can prove it!

Santa did NOT help unionize the elves. Santa is management.

[lxskllr]

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lmao, looks like we are all crazy. Good point tho RonX. yours too Dan.


Dam Santa