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  • sgreger1
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    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    Nuke the whales bumper stickers finally pay off

    The oil spill is looking to be even worse than previousely predicted. Now that BP released (finally) a video of the oil leaking from the well, scientists have been able to analyze the image and are saying now that more oil is pumping out each day than we thought. The new estimate puts it at 1 Exxon Valdiz spill every 4 days.
    http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/...han_10x_g.html


    Regardless of the exact amount coming out, be it 210,000 barels a day or more or less, we know it's massive.


    Post here any of the cool and unconventional ways you have heard of how to fix this problem (since the dome doesn't look like it's gonna work)





    Russia says Nuke it.

    And they are not joking. Theyve fixed 5 oil leak situations like this with underwater nukes. They have also used nukes under water 169 times up untill the 70's for other reasons like laying pipeline. Now when I think underwater nuclear explosion I am imagining everything in the sea dying instantly, but apparently it worked for them several times, so maybe it's an option? I mean it is bad for the ocean but frankly, this spill leaves us with a "which one is less bad" option. I for one would love to see the gulf coast get nuked, they could sell seats to recoup losses from their recent decline of tourism.

    (In other news RUSSIA NUKED THE OCEAN!!! All of those "Nuke the whales" bumper stickers are finally paying off)
    http://trueslant.com/juliaioffe/2010...ke-that-slick/


    Another idea, one which has even less credibility than nuking the ocean (because it's from the Esquire) is to use a giant ship to suck it up, filter it and spit the oil-free water back out. Apparently, the arabs spilled 700 million gallons at one point in 93 or something and didn't say anything about it, but managed to somehow clean it up. I don't know how true all of this is, but the idea of sucking it up in giant oil ships, cleaning the water, then siptting the clean water back out sounds like a good idea. (But it would take years)
    http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politic...tankers-051310

    But then again, if we don't plug first it than we're still screwed.
  • tom502
    Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 8985

    #2
    A big vacuum cleaner filtering ship might actually work for what has been leaked, but the leak has to be stopped.

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    • lxskllr
      Member
      • Sep 2007
      • 13435

      #3
      I'd plug the hole with politicians.

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      • sgreger1
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #4
        Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
        I'd plug the hole with politicians.
        Barney Frank should be large enough to fill the gaping hole.

        Honestly though, I would take a week off work and set up a lawnchair at the beach to watch the gulf get nuked.

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        • daruckis
          Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 2277

          #5
          nuked? seriously? is that an actual option? russians just do this shit all the time, or what? that seems so insane to me. i guess hiroshima and nagasaki have been beaten into my head as nukes being completely irresponsible to our entire planet, but i guess i dont know shit about them. WEIRD!

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          • tom502
            Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 8985

            #6
            Oprah could sit on it.

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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              Originally posted by daruckis View Post
              nuked? seriously? is that an actual option? russians just do this shit all the time, or what? that seems so insane to me. i guess hiroshima and nagasaki have been beaten into my head as nukes being completely irresponsible to our entire planet, but i guess i dont know shit about them. WEIRD!
              That's what I said! I was like WHAT? Nuke the ocean, deep underwater? Good god i'm imagining radioactive debris slowly filtering through and destroying every living thing in the ocean. But apparently it's been done hundreds of times, and 5 times it has been used to sucessfully cap an oil leak.


              To me it sounds like an environmental nightmare, but with an exxon valdiz sized amount of oil coming out of the pipe EVERY 4 DAYS, I dunno which is worse.

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              • truthwolf1
                Member
                • Oct 2008
                • 2696

                #8
                They used a lot of hay for the Exxon spill but this one looks like a nuke is needed.

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                • N0mad
                  Member
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 550

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
                  I'd plug the hole with politicians.
                  I could not have said it better...

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                  • truthwolf1
                    Member
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 2696

                    #10

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                    • tom502
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                      • Feb 2009
                      • 8985

                      #11
                      I think before we destroy the Earth, it will destroy us.

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                      • AtreyuKun
                        Member
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 1223

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
                        Barney Frank should be large enough to fill the gaping hole.
                        There's a joke in there somewhere. I just know there is!

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                        • Owens187
                          Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 1547

                          #13
                          Originally posted by lxskllr View Post
                          I'd plug the hole with politicians.

                          Greatest idea of the fu*king century!

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                          • texasmade
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #14
                            the cap didnt work..they didnt even get it to the bottom...so they are using a smaller cap...and if that doesnt work they are going to use an even smaller cap...we are dealing with a bunch of f*cking tards

                            ever heard of cement?? how about under water welding.


                            dump f*cking hundreds of pounds of sand over the hole.


                            all of these are reasonable ideas...no they wont use them though

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                            • rickcharles606
                              Member
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 2307

                              #15
                              Originally posted by AtreyuKun View Post
                              There's a joke in there somewhere. I just know there is!

                              yep...the joke is....Barney Frank.

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