Russian government officials meet on alien spaceship!

[wa3zrm]

Kremlin could probe politicians 'alien meeting'
newslite.tv ^ | May 6, 2010
Posted on Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:49:47 PM
A Russian MP has called for officials to investigate claims by a regional president that he met aliens onboard a spaceship -- in case he revealed any state secrets.
Kirsan Ilyumzhinov of Kalmykia recently told a TV interviewer that in 1997 he was met by aliens at his Moscow apartment and that he spent several hour with them.
He said he'd been falling asleep when he heard someone calling him from his balcony. When he went to look, he was met by human-like aliens in yellow spacesuits.
The aliens then apparently took him onboard their spaceship where chatted to them for hours before being returned home.
But a Russian MP has said that the Kremlin should now investigate the incident because the aliens could have access to state secrets. We think he is missing the point. Andre Lebedev has also asked - in his letter to President Dmitry Medvedev - whether there are any official guidelines for what government officials should do if contacted by aliens.

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..............Andre Lebedev has also asked - in his letter to President Dmitry Medvedev - whether there are any official guidelines for what government officials should do if contacted by aliens.

yep there sure is..............after you clean the crap out of your pants, submit a report.

[stubby2]

I know my abduction by aliens as a small child explains a lot of things

[Fury]

Sounds like some Russian dude took his first salvia trip

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I know my abduction by aliens as a small child explains a lot of things

So, you still love being probed huh?

[sgreger1]

This is kind of old news but yah I heard about this and was very intrigued. Why would such high level officials be making statements like this? Imagine if Obama acussed hillary clinton of giving state secrets to aliens? It would be weird that they would even take it seriousely.

But after some research into the subject, I suspect that this is just part of a pre-election smear campaign trying to make the guy who was obducted by aliens look like a traitor.

[ThatSnusGuy]

I suspect that this is just part of a pre-election smear campaign trying to make the guy who was obducted by aliens look like a traitor.

Or prove he's an idiot..........Too much vodka and I have secret meetings with coconut picking monkeys in their palm tree........ LOL

[sgreger1]

I am starting to love Russia. They just do whatever the f*ck they want. I need to find out how to become a politician in Russia, that's the good life man.

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Or prove he's an idiot..........Too much vodka and I have secret meetings with coconut picking monkeys in their palm tree........ LOL

Oh come on Rob. Stop by here and I will tell you of several instances that have happened to me [with witnesses] that will blow your mind. I won't go into it here cuz no one would believe me and there is more than one instance. You and I have met, you know me, and I would be happy to explain beause, after I finish telling you.......you won't be so skeptical any more.



nope......I never got probed. Well, not that I can remember.

[Snusdog]

O hell yea I'm taking that deal....................10 state secrets for a Halle Berry android and a ray gun

[Snusdog]

Oh come on Rob. Stop by here and I will tell you of several instances that have happened to me

nope......I never got probed. Well, not that I can remember.

yea if I were an alien passing buy and saw somebody running around in that rubber suit of yours...............I think I'd have to stop too.............and hell yea..............there ain't no damn way the crew is probing you........................we'd never get you to leave

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ROTFLMMFAOPIMP.


never been probed but I suspect you might be right. I would probably like it and never leave.



btw, I don't wear rubber suits anymore........since I accidently farted in it a while back.......

[tom502]

Ha!

[Snusdog]

ROTFLMMFAOPIMP.


never been probed but I suspect you might be right. I would probably like it and never leave.



btw, I don't wear rubber suits anymore........since I accidently farted in it a while back.......