Confession = Free Snus & Snuff
Listen up you heathens!
I was deeply moved by Brother Frank’s offer to provide our apostolate with not one… but TWO free tins of snus.
Alleluia!
Through a selfless and compassionate act, Brother Frank has reminded me of my spiritual obligations in that, “It is truly better to give than to receive.”
Alleluia!
I wept last night knowing how many of you wretches out there are in need of spiritual refuge; and that I, a miserable sinner myself, should do all I can to assist my SNUSON brothers and sisters in the ways of penance that leads to the road of redemption!
Alleluia!
Through this spiritual awakening, I have decided to live the example that Brother Frank has set before me in that during the month of June, I will hold a drawing amongst those of you who confess your sins and transgressions in the SNUSON Confessional.
Alleluia!
To enter this drawing, all you need to do is join the SNUSON Confessional group (if you are not already a member) and confess! By doing this, you will not only find spiritual relief, but enter a drawing for a snus and snuff assortment that some may consider, “Truly Divine.”
Alleluia!
So… go forth my SNUSON brethrens and CONFESS! Now is the time to REPENT and gain your entry into the Divine Snus & Snuff drawing! The winner will be announced during the first week of July.
AMEN
I was deeply moved by Brother Frank’s offer to provide our apostolate with not one… but TWO free tins of snus.
Alleluia!
Through a selfless and compassionate act, Brother Frank has reminded me of my spiritual obligations in that, “It is truly better to give than to receive.”
Alleluia!
I wept last night knowing how many of you wretches out there are in need of spiritual refuge; and that I, a miserable sinner myself, should do all I can to assist my SNUSON brothers and sisters in the ways of penance that leads to the road of redemption!
Alleluia!
Through this spiritual awakening, I have decided to live the example that Brother Frank has set before me in that during the month of June, I will hold a drawing amongst those of you who confess your sins and transgressions in the SNUSON Confessional.
Alleluia!
To enter this drawing, all you need to do is join the SNUSON Confessional group (if you are not already a member) and confess! By doing this, you will not only find spiritual relief, but enter a drawing for a snus and snuff assortment that some may consider, “Truly Divine.”
Alleluia!
So… go forth my SNUSON brethrens and CONFESS! Now is the time to REPENT and gain your entry into the Divine Snus & Snuff drawing! The winner will be announced during the first week of July.
AMEN
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