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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    Lol, just click on this. It's worth it

    Duck life is so full of rape that females have evolved corkscrew vaginas replete with dead ends.


    First, there was that duck penis video and the related news that duck life is so full of rape that female ducks have evolved corkscrew vaginas replete with dead ends.

    Now this.

    Marc Abrahams of the IgNobel awards wrote today to inform me that tomorrow is Dead Duck Day, an annual event celebrated at the Natural History Museum in Rotterdam, the Netherlands. What, pray tell, does Dead Duck Day celebrate? Marc says:

    It's the anniversary of the first known observation of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck.
    I seriously can't even look at ducks anymore.

    Anyway, this observation won museum curator Kees Moeliker an IgNobel back in 2003. Since then, he's commemorated the sacrifice made by the poor duck in question with what is variously described as a memorial service or re-enactment (?!)—followed by an all-duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant.

    Have a great weekend, everybody.
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    :^D

    I wonder what the researchers tell people they do for a living :^D

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    • c.nash
      Banned Users
      • May 2010
      • 3511

      #3
      What... The... ****?

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      • Jwalker
        Member
        • May 2010
        • 1067

        #4
        Daddy what do you do for a living? Well son I observe ducks getting raped and committing necrophilia.

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        • Bigblue1
          Banned Users
          • Dec 2008
          • 3923

          #5
          Originally posted by c.nash View Post
          What... The... ****?
          I hate to be that "guy' but yes +1
          I consider myself to be an outdoorsman, but I woulda never thought. I guess it's a good thing that you don't know some things right.
          "F#ck a duck" just took on a whole new meaning to me.......

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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            Man, I just took my daughter to the duck pond a week ago, now what kind of parent am I?

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            • Bigblue1
              Banned Users
              • Dec 2008
              • 3923

              #7
              Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
              Man, I just took my daughter to the duck pond a week ago, now what kind of parent am I?
              the kind that shows your progeny ducks in the natural state.... not the way the internet shows it.......

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              • Bigblue1
                Banned Users
                • Dec 2008
                • 3923

                #8
                ^^^^^^ I'm pretty sure your a good dad"""""""""

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