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  • sgreger1
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    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    Tom, N Korea just solved every problem ever

    N. Korea claims 'super drink' breakthrough

    SEOUL--North Korea's propaganda machine, taking time off from threatening war with South Korea, hailed Friday the development of a "super drink" that can multiply brain cells and stop skin ageing.

    The anti-oxidation drink contains 60 kinds of "microelements" extracted from more than 30 species of plants, according to the communist state's official news agency KCNA.

    "It, with effects of both preventive and curative treatment, helps improve mental and retentive faculties by multiplying brain cells," KCNA said.

    The drink can also protect skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevent common conditions such as heart disease by removing "acid effete matters", it said.

    "It also makes skin fair."

    The drink is a breakthrough by the state company Moranbong Carbonated Fruit Juice Joint Venture, which also makes fizzy water flavoured with fruits such as apples, peaches and strawberries, KCNA said.
  • Bigblue1
    Banned Users
    • Dec 2008
    • 3923

    #2
    See.... Tom was right The DPRK is on the cutting edge.....

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #3
      Meanwhile:

      431,000 new jobs in May. 411,000 of those were temporary government jobs


      DPRK, here we come!

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      • Bigblue1
        Banned Users
        • Dec 2008
        • 3923

        #4
        Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
        Too true to be funny, Oh Jesus, muhamad, zoroaster,budda or any one of the greek gods, somebody please help us.........

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        • Bigblue1
          Banned Users
          • Dec 2008
          • 3923

          #5
          Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
          did that include census workers?

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          • danielan
            Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 1514

            #6
            Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
            the development of a "super drink" that can multiply brain cells
            Great, brain tumors...

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            • danielan
              Member
              • Apr 2010
              • 1514

              #7
              Originally posted by Bigblue1 View Post
              did that include census workers?
              Yeah, they are mostly all census workers.

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              • tom502
                Member
                • Feb 2009
                • 8985

                #8
                Great job!

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                • LaZeR
                  Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 3994

                  #9
                  Originally posted by danielan View Post
                  Yeah, they are mostly all census workers.
                  That and oil spill cleaners.

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                  • tom502
                    Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 8985

                    #10
                    Yeah, new jobs!

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