Where White Man Went Wrong.

[sgreger1]

Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. Government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in you opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government official then replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

[tom502]

That's true, if it is.

[Roo]

That's true, if it is.

We could have a ham sandwich, if we had some ham, and some stuff to make sandwiches.

[truthwolf1]

There is a stretch of highway before Rapid City where there is only one radio station that plays Indian chants.

[Veganpunk]

LOL. That's so true!

[Bigblue1]

So much for progress.....

[c.nash]

Rofl.

I'm down for that lifestyle. :P

[LaZeR]

...The chief stared at the government official then replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free, Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

I wanna be an Indian!

[Jwalker]

Kind of true lol. I read in Lies my teacher told me that a lot of americans that were "kidnapped" by indians actually preferred their way of life. I prefer our current standard of living with the internet, tv, and only having to drive a mile to get meat, being able to drive anywhere but if I lived in oh before 1870 I'd rather live like the indians than have to farm 12 hours a day and die of scurvy or malnutrition before I'm forty.

[sgreger1]

Kind of true lol. I read in Lies my teacher told me that a lot of americans that were "kidnapped" by indians actually preferred their way of life. I prefer our current standard of living with the internet, tv, and only having to drive a mile to get meat, being able to drive anywhere but if I lived in oh before 1870 I'd rather live like the indians than have to farm 12 hours a day and die of scurvy or malnutrition before I'm forty.

Dances with wolfes man. Dances with wolfes.