Was Barack Obama in the rap video "Whoomp! There it is!"?

[tom502]

Nice!

[LaZeR]

Woooomp, there it is!

That did really happen.

[f. bandersnatch]

As far as I understand it, all black people are friends, and, when one of them wants to make a rap music video, they start calling all of the rest of them to see if they would like to travel halfway across the country for a two second bit in said rap video.

It goes without saying that even if the black person receiving the offer has absolutely no interest in pursuing a career in music or acting, they are required by black code to accept the offer. These codes are enforced nationwide by Bill Cosby and Oprah, so resistance is futile.

Also, rap music is exclusively for deviant, drug-addled maniacs, and Obama is the devil, so it only makes sense that he would have found his way into a rap video at some point.

So it's definitely him.

[Bigblue1]

so what about my boY Eminem?

[LaZeR]

As far as I understand it, all black people are friends, and, when one of them wants to make a rap music video, they start calling all of the rest of them to see if they would like to travel halfway across the country for a two second bit in said rap video.

It goes without saying that even if the black person receiving the offer has absolutely no interest in pursuing a career in music or acting, they are required by black code to accept the offer. These codes are enforced nationwide by Bill Cosby and Oprah, so resistance is futile.

Also, rap music is exclusively for deviant, drug-addled maniacs, and Obama is the devil, so it only makes sense that he would have found his way into a rap video at some point.

So it's definitely him.

[sgreger1]

As far as I understand it, all black people are friends, and, when one of them wants to make a rap music video, they start calling all of the rest of them to see if they would like to travel halfway across the country for a two second bit in said rap video.

It goes without saying that even if the black person receiving the offer has absolutely no interest in pursuing a career in music or acting, they are required by black code to accept the offer. These codes are enforced nationwide by Bill Cosby and Oprah, so resistance is futile.

Also, rap music is exclusively for deviant, drug-addled maniacs, and Obama is the devil, so it only makes sense that he would have found his way into a rap video at some point.

So it's definitely him.

Well duh, tell me someone here is not aware of black-dude code? Anyone with a G-card must march lock and step with Oprah, and every black guy knows every other black guy, these are proven facts, on the record, we have the documents to prove it. You called us crazy but this is mainstream now, proof positive, and also proof of the black new world order globalists.

WaKe Up SHeePLes !!1!!!One!!1wun!

[f. bandersnatch]

so what about my boY Eminem?

I'm glad you asked. In much the same way that rich white people find themselves socially obligated to have at least one black friend, rich black people must maintain a white friend. It is important to maintain this friendship because it operates as a defense against people calling you racist, and it also attributes a value of diversity and culture to your social life. Neither of these aspects of the-friend-of-opposite-color exist in truth, only in perception, but that's what's really important.

Eminem is Jay-z's obligatory white friend.

[tom502]

Are their any black snusers? I saw a pic of a black guy on Dip Nation with rolls of skruf.

[LaZeR]

Are their any black snusers? I saw a pic of a black guy on Dip Nation with rolls of skruf.

I'm black from the waist down.

[myuserid]

I'm black from the waist down.

Hahahaa!! http://instantrimshot.com/

[daruckis]

f bandersnatch has clearly done the research. its definitely obama. if i had any black friends i would ask them if they had insider info on this since theyre all friends.

[tom502]

My wife is black, and she doesn't know anything about it.

[daruckis]

did she sound like she was hiding something from you? maybe you gotta get her liquored up first.

[tom502]

No, but she was never "down".

[texasmade]

Are their any black snusers? I saw a pic of a black guy on Dip Nation with rolls of skruf.

there was one or two some months back i think one of their names was breezy on here he had a picture up in the ugly mug thread