JETPACK or GTFO

[sgreger1]

A Segway?? C'mon BigBlue. You don't want to be seen in public riding a febby little device that screams "I'm too lazy to walk and I'm too old to ride a skateboard!" and makes you look like a twat. I see groups of tourists around here riding segways that are capped at like 4 miles per hour and they all wear helmets, and passersby almost die laughing. Cops ride 'em too. Parking cops. With helmets.

We went to the mall about a week ago and one of the mall security guys was on a Segway, helmet and all... and he was fat.

Naturally my wife loudly proclaimed "OMG IT'S MALL COP" and the guy tried to just keep his head straight but it looked like a single tear was rolling down his eye like an indian after the last buffalo died.

[danielan]

I can see the dragnet now.

"We know he's in this 30 mile radius and he sounds like a big lawn mower!"
"He's been sighted at a gas station"
"Ok folks, we now know he's in _this_ 30 mile radius now"

[Roo]

We went to the mall about a week ago and one of the mall security guys was on a Segway, helmet and all... and he was fat.

Naturally my wife loudly proclaimed "OMG IT'S MALL COP" and the guy tried to just keep his head straight but it looked like a single tear was rolling down his eye like an indian after the last buffalo died.

LMFAO! You're making my coworkers wonder what the hell is wrong with me. That was fckng hilarious.

[danielan]

Naturally my wife loudly proclaimed "OMG IT'S MALL COP" and the guy tried to just keep his head straight but it looked like a single tear was rolling down his eye like an indian after the last buffalo died.

Your wife is kind of evil. Now we know where you get it from!

[sgreger1]

Your wife is kind of evil. Now we know where you get it from!

The funny part is that she didn't do it on purpose. She has this tendancy to think shes whispering something into my ear but in reality she is saying it really loud lol. Like that same day we were walking behind this chick walking her chihuaua and my wife "whispers", "OMG, THAT GIRL LOOKS LIKE A CHIHUAUA TOO, JUST LIKE HER DOG!" And the chick definately turned around. Its kinda funny sometimes actually.