Bachelor for a Month

[WickedKitchen]

Well, the time is upon me.

I'll be loading my girls into the car in an hour or so. My wife and two girls are going to Ireland for a month. We'll be driving to Logan Airport where they will fly away. Unfortunately, I was unable to attend the trip this time. I'm happy that the kids will get to see their grandparents and cousins, aunts, uncles, and the like. The cultural experience will be awesome for them as they don't really remember the last time we went.

What's a guy to do? Well, with my PACT stash I could come close to killing myself with nicotine many times over. In short time there will probably be a can or two in every room. A month without the family will prove to be an adventure, I hope. That, and I'll probably spend even more time here on Snuson. Not that that's a bad thing.

[MojoQuestor]

[c.nash]

Get nasty!

[lxskllr]

I wish I could go to Ireland. Enjoy your time alone, and don't forget to leave room at the end of the vacation for cleanup ;^)

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Break out the paper plates, schedule that house cleaner, and have a good time

[sgreger1]

You gotta fight..... for your right..... to Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrty!!!!!!!

[Frosted]

So your on your own - I wonder what's going to happen.

Your intention: Paint the house and do all those DIY jobs that haven't been done for ages.

Actual result: A numb arse, an entire box of tissues annihilated, a browser history that would make Gary Glitter cringe, a cock so raw it resembles a saveloy and you'll have created the worlds biggest empty beer can mountain.

[Premium Parrots]

might be a good time to sneak those bodies out of the basement.

[myuserid]

[desirexe]

OMG! Thanks for the reminder(s) to never leave my husband alone for that amount of time! Have fun Wicked & hope you don't get too lonely or bored without the fam around.

[Simplysnus]

[NonServiam]

The last time my wife left town was for a week. I took off work to take care of my daughter. I was hoping for a little vacation myself. Didn't happen...My daughter ended up in the E.R. after I drove there in the pouring rain (almost got side swiped twice). The dogs got out of the fence and chased our cat up a tree. Cat was so traumatized he had a seizure, fell from the tree, and I spent the next 10 minutes prying weeds from his mouth that he chomped down on during his epileptic throws. Everytime I would get my daughter to go to sleep I'd fire up the computer (Snuson of course, I wouldn't dare look at porn while my wife was gone ) someone from her side of the family would pound on the door relentlessly wanting to chit-chat. By the time all the chaos had subsided and I thought I might get a vacation after all...the phone rings "Hi honey! Guess what? I'm coming home early! Aren't you excited?".......yeah. Good luck Wicked.

[shikitohno]

So your on your own - I wonder what's going to happen.

Your intention: Paint the house and do all those DIY jobs that haven't been done for ages.

Actual result: A numb arse, an entire box of tissues annihilated, a browser history that would make Gary Glitter cringe, a cock so raw it resembles a saveloy and you'll have created the worlds biggest empty beer can mountain.

Someone's been browsing a certain *ipedia site based in the UK, but hosted on American servers, eh?

[Frosted]

Someone's been browsing a certain *ipedia site based in the UK, but hosted on American servers, eh?

but of course.

[WickedKitchen]

Ha ha!

Most of the above is happening already. Jesus...I'll have aged a few years by the time they get back.