Post your ugly mug v1.0

[TripEMT]

Haha, the I.V. is in the hand with the thumb stickin' up, it got cut outta the picture when i took it! haha

[Condor]

Haha, the I.V. is in the hand with the thumb stickin' up, it got cut outta the picture when i took it! haha

My brother used to do that when he would get shitfaced. He called them "street I.V.'s"

[islanesia]

So I looked through all the photos and felt SO uncool for not having a sweet beard or mustache... So I decided to make one:



I'd thought about a Fu Manchu, but this one seemed SO much cooler.

Anyhow, here's me without the wonders of facial hair:



In my mind, I look like a grown-up in these pictures. In real life, I stilled get carded when I try to see R-rated movies... *Sigh* 8)

[jamesstew]

Wow Islanesia, that's way better than my virtual beard. I need to spend more time crafting one.

[islanesia]

It was less crafting and more Google-Image-Searching-Then-Quickly-Photoshopping... But thank you! It was definitely the sweetest facial hair look I could find... But I still think I might try on a Fu Manchu, just so I can say I did.

[Ainkor]

Against my better judgement...



And my first shipment + stash:



Oh well, no beard or facial hair here. I love having a goatee but due to working in the restaurant industry can't have it unless I am on vacation.

Now to work off that pesky 50 pounds i've gained in the last 4 years :P

-Ainkor

[Xobeloot]

Now to work off that pesky 50 pounds i've gained in the last 4 years :P

-Ainkor

Screw that nonsense! I know you want to start playing WoW again :lol:


Just like me man. I've gained close to 40 since WoW went live. :shock:
The fact that I've been promoted to as desk job isnt going to help my cause at all.


islanesia: welcome to the forums! nice lookin stash! :lol:

[Ainkor]

Now to work off that pesky 50 pounds i've gained in the last 4 years :P

-Ainkor

Screw that nonsense! I know you want to start playing WoW again :lol:


Just like me man. I've gained close to 40 since WoW went live. :shock:
The fact that I've been promoted to as desk job isnt going to help my cause at all.


islanesia: welcome to the forums! nice lookin stash! :lol:

Wish I could blame it on WOW! That would make life easy.

With moving from the most friendly outside state ever (Minnesota) to the side of a freaking mountain (Western North Carolina) and combine that with a 70 hour a week job were I sit on my ass all day and drive around is what did it I think.

I used to inline skate like 20-25 miles a week and ride bikes with my kids a bunch, now I just drive around and ask people why they don't do their jobs. Well, not totally true, I have some great folks that work for me

Not smoking is pretty cool though. I can beat my wife up and not even get winded!


**Disclaimer**
If I even remotely thought of beating my wife she would kill me in my sleep, I'm pretty sure.

Besides anyone who can put up with me for over 18 years deserves some props and respect.

[Premium Parrots]

Not smoking is pretty cool though. I can beat my wife up and not even get winded!

**Disclaimer**
If I even remotely thought of beating my wife she would kill me in my sleep, I'm pretty sure.

Besides anyone who can put up with me for over 18 years deserves some props and respect.

Killing you in your sleep would be the easy way out. Just think about all the nasty things a wife can do to us in our sleep.




Does the name Loretta Bobbit ring a bell?

[airwoodstock]

My wife has been putting up with my crap for 19 years (will be 20 next month)! When I make her mad, she hides things on me (like my Icetool or my snuff) and watches me hunt for them like an idiot! When my daughter gets married in the future, I pitty her husband if he makes her mad because of my wife's training.

I should probably watch it since she does most of the cooking!! :shock: I just picture that comedian Emo Phillips "Here Emo, have some cole slaw!!" :lol: :lol:

[TripEMT]

Haha, the I.V. is in the hand with the thumb stickin' up, it got cut outta the picture when i took it! haha

My brother used to do that when he would get shitfaced. He called them "street I.V.'s"

haha, thatls actually common practice at my station... We stash all the 200ml bags that "expire." I mean, they're still good, just past their use by date....cuz in all seriousness...i somehow can't see Saline expiring...

And i have to agree with Ainkor about not smoking being cool. I'm 1.5 weeks in, but i feel great.

[Alekto]

Sorry. Crappy small picture from my keitai (mobile phone) I'll try to upload another better one when I can.

[Zero]

^ dude - avatar, 80 pixels please! :lol:

[Premium Parrots]

It took me a while to grow a beard. So here I am in all my glory and ready to play. :wink:

[lxskllr]

You look stunning in rubber PP :^P