!!!!!! My mind is blown. Calling all snuson conspiracy theorist

[sgreger1]

Guys, a conspiracy of epic proportions is a'foot here. Snuson anylists, i need a crack team investigating this ASAP.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38176981...new_york_times


OBAMA HAS BEEN DONE SOMETHING I COMPLETELY APPROVE OF. This could be bigger than 9-11.



Obama has been silently sending auditors into companies who hire illegal aliens, has them fire the undocumented workers and then levies record fines against them.





Okay, i have a lead on what the conspiracy is. If he fires juanito, juanito then gets a new id and gets rehired as umberto. Bam: 1 new job created? Cummon guys i need some help here.

[lxskllr]

Okay, i have a lead on what the conspiracy on this is. If he fires juanito, juanito then gets a new id and gets rehired as umberto. Bam: i new job created? Cummon guys i need some help.

LoL!

I don't think even I'm that cynical :^D

[texasmade]

no way. he gets them fired then gives them all blanket amnesty. thousands and thousands of jobs created

[sgreger1]

Okay, ive done some more research and came up with this picture. Obviousely his agenda has something to do with black kids stealing things from white kids.


The proof:

[LaZeR]

It'S a ConSpirAcy!!!



/Thread.

[sgreger1]

Lazer,

[f. bandersnatch]

has the /thread thing ever worked? Is it intended to work?

//thread

[BiggieB]

I'm sorry, it's MSNBC. Keith Olbermann. Next. . .

[Bigblue1]

While the sweeps of the past commonly led to the deportation of such workers, the “silent raids,” as employers call the audits, usually result in the workers being fired, but in many cases they are not deported.

Your slipping Stew

[SnusoMatic]

Guys, a conspiracy of epic proportions is a'foot here. Snuson anylists, i need a crack team investigating this ASAP.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38176981...new_york_times


OBAMA HAS BEEN DONE SOMETHING I COMPLETELY APPROVE OF. This could be bigger than 9-11.



Obama has been silently sending auditors into companies who hire illegal aliens, has them fire the undocumented workers and then levies record fines against them.





Okay, i have a lead on what the conspiracy is. If he fires juanito, juanito then gets a new id and gets rehired as umberto. Bam: 1 new job created? Cummon guys i need some help here.

you forgot about the auditor jobs he would create and a "firer" person.

Plus you need some managers.
we will put these auditor teams in sets of five auditors, a firer and three managers.
One manager is a head manager, one auditor manager and one firer manager.
thats 12 jobs per group.

Plus we need two sub fill-ins per area. so when a firer or a auditor calls in sick we have someone to fill in.
An area has 12 teams and covers aprox 5% of a state.
So we need 20 area managers per state.
Or 20 * 12 = 240 jobs +
a district will have 5 area managers in it (this is government work).
so 20 areas / 5 = 4 district managers per state. wooooo that is 240 + 4 = 244

oh and a guy who will create the fake papers so juanito can get rehired as umberto.
I would say three of those per large city and one per 100 mile coverage otherwise.
So we are talking roughly, ballpark guess of lets call it 30 per state wow that's a lot of jobs.
But you have to remember this is a cash under the table job so it don't really count. But these
guys spend their money don't they? So for every 30 fake paper guys we will create 5 car wash jobs
and 5 convenience store jobs.
That is 10 "real jobs" per state more

244+10= 254 new jobs per state

That is 13208 new jobs for the usa. wait i left out a zero, that is 132,080 NEW jobs for the usa.
I think i accidentally switched the 1 and 2 so let me fix that. WOW that is 231,080 NEW jobs created
in July. Just think how many more it will be in aug after we hire all these people's families
"train" them for oh let's see.... we will train them to be dog catchers. (of course we will fire
them right after their training is finished so we can rehire then next month and train them as oh...... tobacco pickers).

WOOOOOW i got so excited i almost missed a job that we created, a job for me so i can dream up new ways to create new jobs.
We will call my new job, The "New Job Czar", not to be confused with the regular, plain old "Job Czar".

One last thing, all the problems in the usa were started by Bush before Obama took office.
So don't blame Obama, blame Bush for anything wrong. Dog dies? Bush's fault. We invade France
looking for nukes? you guessed it, Bush again.

Well looky there at all those jobs i created and it only took me about ten minutes.

[snusgetter]

... Well looky there at all those jobs i created and it only took me about ten minutes.

Luckily, all this goodness comes at little-to-no cost to the taxpayer:

Illegal Workers Swept From Jobs in ‘Silent Raids'

Over the past year, Immigration and Customs Enforcement has conducted audits of employee files at more than 2,900 companies. The agency has levied a record $3 million in civil fines so far this year on businesses that hired unauthorized immigrants, according to official figures.

Does kinda make up for losing all those census-taker jobs!!

[sgreger1]

you forgot about the auditor jobs he would create and a "firer" person.

Plus you need some managers.
we will put these auditor teams in sets of five auditors, a firer and three managers.
One manager is a head manager, one auditor manager and one firer manager.
thats 12 jobs per group.

Plus we need two sub fill-ins per area. so when a firer or a auditor calls in sick we have someone to fill in.
An area has 12 teams and covers aprox 5% of a state.
So we need 20 area managers per state.
Or 20 * 12 = 240 jobs +
a district will have 5 area managers in it (this is government work).
so 20 areas / 5 = 4 district managers per state. wooooo that is 240 + 4 = 244

oh and a guy who will create the fake papers so juanito can get rehired as umberto.
I would say three of those per large city and one per 100 mile coverage otherwise.
So we are talking roughly, ballpark guess of lets call it 30 per state wow that's a lot of jobs.
But you have to remember this is a cash under the table job so it don't really count. But these
guys spend their money don't they? So for every 30 fake paper guys we will create 5 car wash jobs
and 5 convenience store jobs.
That is 10 "real jobs" per state more

244+10= 254 new jobs per state

That is 13208 new jobs for the usa. wait i left out a zero, that is 132,080 NEW jobs for the usa.
I think i accidentally switched the 1 and 2 so let me fix that. WOW that is 231,080 NEW jobs created
in July. Just think how many more it will be in aug after we hire all these people's families
"train" them for oh let's see.... we will train them to be dog catchers. (of course we will fire
them right after their training is finished so we can rehire then next month and train them as oh...... tobacco pickers).

WOOOOOW i got so excited i almost missed a job that we created, a job for me so i can dream up new ways to create new jobs.
We will call my new job, The "New Job Czar", not to be confused with the regular, plain old "Job Czar".

One last thing, all the problems in the usa were started by Bush before Obama took office.
So don't blame Obama, blame Bush for anything wrong. Dog dies? Bush's fault. We invade France
looking for nukes? you guessed it, Bush again.

Well looky there at all those jobs i created and it only took me about ten minutes.

Lol, are you really going to blame a century of inflated money, cheap and easy credit, and lack of regulation on bush? Hes to blame because he didnt fix any of it and because he deregulated a lot himself, but thats a loooooooooooong stretch from saying bush created all of our problems. Likewise, obama is also to blame because, like bush, he didnt fix the problem but only made it worse.


I am willing to settle for a guy who will just not fix it but also not make it worse. Thats how low my expectations are nowadays.



I love how bush was an idiot but also a super master genious that somehow created every problem on the planet. Bush was just one in a long line of ****ups weve elected to office since the early 1900's.

This recession has been a long time coming. I remember them teaching me in middle school that a recession was coming.

[tom502]

It would suprise me if the Obama admin did anything actually for the American citizens.

[RobsanX]

Do you want to know who's really holding up immigration reform? Just look at who is suing to prevent the mandatory use of E-Verify...

http://www.lawmemo.com/blog/2009/01/lawsuit_delays.html

[dreed2]

I wonder why Obama, as a cigarette smoker, passed the freakin' PACT act. That's hypocritical, and I voted for him so it's partially my own fault. Sigh... Freedom is something America used to have.

I agree with sgreger1 when he says, "I am willing to settle for a guy who will just not fix it but also not make it worse. Thats how low my expectations are nowadays."

Do no harm is a good idea.