Got busted by undercover cop selling my snus :D Nazis & WW2 & Concentration Camp O MY

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and one another thing..........








Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

[c.nash]

lol..

PP, should have posted that somewhere else... This thread will never die.

However that was quite the laugher.

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[c.nash]

That second one you posted PP is quite old, they actually had a TV skit about it awhile back.

Can't remember the exact show though.

[snusgetter]

Hell of a joke...
Needs two threads to get the message across!!

ALRIGHT!!!. I've held my tonge long enough. I have something to say!! So listen up ya'll!!!

...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. ....

...."Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

What a coincidence ..

Holmes & Watson....
Lone Ranger & Tonto....
Twins of Twins??

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert, set up their tent, and are asleep.
....

Tonto is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Lone Ranger, you dumber than buffalo shit, someone has stolen our tent!"

Actually, PM, your message is subtly clear:
A levity break was definitely needed here.

Now back to our regularly unscheduled programming....

[Roo]

Let us not forget we are arguing with a man who is a self-described idolizer of the 3rd Reich AND who thinks that the mass graves of dead Jews were filled with victims of Typhoid Fever AND who thinks that the US moon landing was faked by Hollywood movie-magic, AND who believes that a rogue planet will destroy the Earth in 2012 AND who believes that humans are the byproduct of alien experiments AND who believes that a French journalist-turned-racecar driver encountered aliens inside a volcano and was revealed the truth about the origins of human life in some distant galaxy. That is important information to consider regarding one's opponent in a debate of any kind.

Edit: Oh yeah and there's an alien moon base too and Hitler himself was the proud recipient of secret knowledge regarding flying saucer technology from the inhabitants of said moon-base.

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Let us not forget we are arguing with a man who is a self-described idolizer of the 3rd Reich AND who thinks that the mass graves of dead Jews were filled with victims of Typhoid Fever AND who thinks that the US moon landing was faked by Hollywood movie-magic, AND who believes that a rogue planet will destroy the Earth in 2012 AND who believes that humans are the byproduct of alien experiments AND who believes that a French journalist-turned-racecar driver encountered aliens inside a volcano and was revealed the truth about the origins of human life in some distant galaxy. That is important information to consider regarding one's opponent in a debate of any kind.

Edit: Oh yeah and there's an alien moon base too and Hitler himself was the proud recipient of secret knowledge regarding flying saucer technology from the inhabitants of said moon-base.

ummmmmm......Roo. Are you sayin that you don't believe in those things?

[lxskllr]

ummmmmm......Roo. Are you sayin that you don't believe in those things?

He's one of the sheeple ;^)

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[sgreger1]

Oh shit, its starting. 2012?

[lxskllr]

Call me a conspirist, but I have a couple theories regarding that :^D

[sgreger1]

Call me a conspirist, but I have a couple theories regarding that :^D

Ha! Wrong again lx. Its the next step in human evolution! Muahahahaha

[lxskllr]

:^O

That's racist!!


:^P

[krahv]

Lol what ? You making fun of us because we disagree with the given facts? Parrot If you dont wanna see this crap you may very well close the thread but you let it go on and on and come to be pissy about it.
But yeah u right, everything is just the way it is shown, i be so dumb

Oh well gotta go post and discuss what snus i have in my mouth =(