A Strange Old Tool . . . .

[snusgetter]

Did it come with the disembodied hand or did you add that?

Maybe he just needs all the help he can get, even if it's an armless hand!!

[Big L]

So, posting vibrators and how to fist diagrams is ok, but Laz can't post his bouncing boobs?

[c.nash]

Basically. lol

It's depressing ain't it?

[snusgetter]

There are so many ways to say this...

It's depressing ain't it?

But time is of the essence!!

Jag är ledsen
Žao mi je
Lo siento
Мені шкода
Жао ми је
Мне жаль
Sinto muito
Jeg beklager
ごめんなさい
Mi dispiace
Je suis désolé

Sorry!?!

You're right, though: We need more jiggle giggles!!

[ChaoticGemini]

Not sure... Remember that 1984 movie - "Top Secret"

Damn you danielan. I haven't thought of that movie in a long time. Now I can't get it out of my head. I have a compulsion to dig out the old VHS tapes and VCR just to watch it again.

[LaZeR]

the hand is not part of the tool?

What tool? I was actually talking about the hand. Am I doing it wrong or something?

[danielan]

Damn you danielan. I haven't thought of that movie in a long time. Now I can't get it out of my head. I have a compulsion to dig out the old VHS tapes and VCR just to watch it again.

"Look, I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he'd met at a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover whom she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground."

Definitely Val Kilmer's best movie ever.

[daruckis]

i hear some people do coffee enemas.

[Bigblue1]

Oh myself How did I miss this thread,,,, LOL to every comment. keep it up guys, more loling right now

[danielan]

i hear some people do coffee enemas.

Coffee might be ok - apparently Sherry is a bad idea though: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...in671564.shtml

[f. bandersnatch]

So, posting vibrators and how to fist diagrams is ok, but Laz can't post his bouncing boobs?

Posting pictures of vibrators is most definitely not okay, it is simply tolerated in an effort to help LaZeR get acclimated to this social internet environment so that we can eventually release him into his natural environment: the whore house

And who here read the title of this thread and did not think immediately that it was going to be about LaZ and/or his penis?

[snusgetter]

FTW (like me)...

Coffee might be ok - apparently Sherry is a bad idea though: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/...in671564.shtml

For some strange reason, Dan, this piqued my curiosity even before my morning coffee was ready...


A woman has been indicted on negligent homicide charges for allegedly giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him. ... Tammy Warner was released on $30,000 bail.

But then I needed to know the outcome...

Bass-ackward Texas is where the pie hole and the asshole seem to have been confused
All charges were dropped according to defense attorney Jeri Yenne,"because the man had a severe alcohol abuse problem."


I don't know about y'all, but to me he looked like the sherry enema was
not quite up to snuff (please forgive the pun!), and she had one of those
looks that said: "Imagine that sh*t".

[LaZeR]

Posting pictures of vibrators is most definitely not okay, it is simply tolerated in an effort to help LaZeR get acclimated to this social internet environment so that we can eventually release him into his natural environment: the whore house

And who here read the title of this thread and did not think immediately that it was going to be about LaZ and/or his penis?

BTW, not like I have 'snatch' as part of my username. LolZies...

[dxh]

I knew a lady who liked wine enemas...

But that smoke enema is wild.

[NonServiam]

Definitely a time that you don't want to try one of those fancy french inhales!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_inhale