under cooked pork roast, spoiled oysters, limberger cheeze, w/sour milk. And an OF coffe/vanilla snus.
I figure if you know its your last meal then your being put to death. That meal would be a payback to the guards that have to clean up my shit after they execute me.
just sayin
my second to the last meal would be quite different........except for the snus.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
I think I would start with one raw oyster and one raw littleneck clam along with a very big gin (most likely Beefeater) up. olive.
That would be followed by a salad of spinach, with some walnuts and pears and such. I'm not even picky I just like the roughage. Got to have some crumbled bleu with it also.
Fillet mignon. Prime. Kobe. Whatever. I want a slutty piece of meat. One that is made for the sole purpose of giving me pleasure. Wrap that bad boy in bacon and wave it over a flame for a few seconds for effect. Top it with bernaise. Served with broccoli. Just plain steamed broccoli. Wild Rice. Again, I like the simple, earthy long grains from the cooler climates. Perhaps some walnuts and cranberries with the rice but it's got to be good rice. Well slap my arse and call me Charlie. That's a bangin' meal right there. It would only be complimented nicely by a red. Something from the Pomerol region comes to mind.
After the meal a robust coffee (milk and sugar) with a Camel cigarette. Two or three of them actually. Screw it, it's my last meal.
I would then orally assault a flourless chocolate tort but not much. very small. Two pinches of F&T Old Paris.
I'd finish with a neat Laphroaig in a snifter the size of my head. This will pleasure me while I enjoy Grov. I would double barrel original portions for the occasion and be crosseyed with the nicotine. At that point I would be done.
I think I would start with one raw oyster and one raw littleneck clam along with a very big gin (most likely Beefeater) up. olive.
That would be followed by a salad of spinach, with some walnuts and pears and such. I'm not even picky I just like the roughage. Got to have some crumbled bleu with it also.
Fillet mignon. Prime. Kobe. Whatever. I want a slutty piece of meat. One that is made for the sole purpose of giving me pleasure. Wrap that bad boy in bacon and wave it over a flame for a few seconds for effect. Top it with bernaise. Served with broccoli. Just plain steamed broccoli. Wild Rice. Again, I like the simple, earthy long grains from the cooler climates. Perhaps some walnuts and cranberries with the rice but it's got to be good rice. Well slap my arse and call me Charlie. That's a bangin' meal right there. It would only be complimented nicely by a red. Something from the Pomerol region comes to mind.
After the meal a robust coffee (milk and sugar) with a Camel cigarette. Two or three of them actually. Screw it, it's my last meal.
I would then orally assault a flourless chocolate tort but not much. very small. Two pinches of F&T Old Paris.
I'd finish with a neat Laphroaig in a snifter the size of my head. This will pleasure me while I enjoy Grov. I would double barrel original portions for the occasion and be crosseyed with the nicotine. At that point I would be done.
wheres the girl? After all that ya have to get laid.......at least.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
3 vicodin, a pint of whiskey and a few bong-rips of uncle sam's finest. Oh, and giant cup of coffee and about a half a pack of smokes (I'm dying, right?)
My last snus would probably be pretty irrelevant after I have consumed the above cocktail.
Shoot since I'm dying how about some whale sushi, steak, borsin cheese and ritz crackers, beer, and m-80(thai liquor that tastes like non carbonated redbull), monster blue and some weed.
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