Wanda The Fish Says:

[Snusdog]

Wanda the fish says that there are two types of girls in the world

Sluts and Bitches

A slut is a girl who will do anybody

A bitch is a girl who will do anybody but you

[Snusdog]

Man Wanda sure got quiet.....................but then again.................. I guess if you are a talking fish you really don't have to say much to be heard

[lxskllr]

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.

[Bigblue1]

HA?

[lxskllr]

HA?

I had to look it up :^D I figured there was a joke there somewhere, but I didn't know what it was. "Mu" in Chinese translates roughly to "nothing". The sound of 1 cat napping is nothing, but you also get the punnage of mu sounding like a cat.

[snusgetter]

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When
you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.


Reminds me of something my third grade teacher said to to
us, she said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you
a c*cksucker from Guatemala.”


If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If
you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party.


~ George Carlin

[lxskllr]

When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When
you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat.

Ain't that the truth :^D

[LaZeR]

"If it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

"If it smells like fish, have a dish."

[snusgetter]

"if it smells like cologne, leave it alone."

"if it smells like fish, have a dish."

good one ^^

Belongs on the Emeril cooking Channel!!

[snusgetter]

NOTABLE QUOTES by Anon.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Let's face it..
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.