The alien anal probe thread

[sgreger1]

Im drunk and bored of reading posts bitching about northerner. Lets talk about something cool.

Here lets have (yet another) thread about aliens. Now we all know this will turn into a conversation on hitler by the second page, so lets post the good stuff now.




I just came across this video. I can explain most of this stuff away, but some of it is kind of shocking. Watch the whole thing if you have time, and discuss the parts you thought were intiresting by noting the timestamp where you saw it.

Feel free to post other videos and shit regarding aliens or whatever you want, because its saturday night, im drunk, and ive got nowhere to be.

Check out 2:14. Wtf is thit? A lot of these i would say are meteors, but meteors arent perfect spheres that move around intelligently and change directions suddenly.

[Premium Parrots]

[Bigblue1]

That's not the moon, we never went there, /thread

[sgreger1]

Please watch this for the first minute. Can anyone tell me wtf this is? It looks like tadpoles, but it certainly isnt meteors or something drifting in space. Really, skeptics of snuson, tell me your theory on this one.

[Bigblue1]

I think I saw my daddy

[texasmade]

I see blue in the chat box

[Snusdog]

Minute debris and dust particles close to the camera lens. Remember the flying rods video? Same thing in principle

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In cryptozoology, ufology, and outdoor photography, rods (sometimes known as "skyfish" or "solar entities") are elongated artifacts produced by cameras that inadvertently capture several of a flying insect's wingbeats.[1] Videos of rod-shaped objects moving quickly through the air were claimed by some to be alien life forms or small UFOs, but subsequent experiments showed that these rods appear in film because of an optical illusion.[2]

[Snusdog]

Now we just need to figure out how to get Hitler to stop screwing with our camera lens

[sgreger1]

Minute debris and dust particles close to the camera lens. Remember the flying rods video? Same thing in principle

Insect? In spaaaaaaaace?


I dunno i dont think there are insects in space. It just looks like tadpoles. Curious what it is. Normally i would say ice particles but they seem to change direction and move like organic life.

[Snusdog]

No not insects.....................debris.

Remember, when Huston asks "what do you see" The astronaut answers "the tether and some debris"

It's just the same principle as the rods that is at work.

That or tadpoles in space

[texastorm]

One would hope if it was aliens, and they had spaceships, they would be better pilots than that.


No one wants a stupid alien invasion.

[Jimbob_Rebel]

What is Iron Sky?
Iron Sky is a scifi movie that takes place in the year 2018, when the Nazis, who fled the Earth to the dark side of the Moon in 1945, return to claim the Earth.



http://www.ironsky.net/site/press/images/

[tom502]

Iron Sky. Good concept, good art, but you can tell it's gonna be stupid with the tag line. Too bad.


I do believe UFO's are real, and intelligently controlled, and not of the US Government. I believe they have been here since the beginning. I am not sure where they come from, could be many places. Inner Earth? Different dimensions? Mars? Moon? I guess anything is possible. Some of those vids looked like space debris, but many of those were manuvering under intelligent control. They are in the skies all the time, yet they fly at such speeds, you just can't see them, unless they slow down.

[sgreger1]

What is Iron Sky?
Iron Sky is a scifi movie that takes place in the year 2018, when the Nazis, who fled the Earth to the dark side of the Moon in 1945, return to claim the Earth.
http://www.ironsky.net/site/press/images/

Yah this actually looks cool, im definately going to see it! Ive heard about thisnfor a while, when is it coming out?






I know most of these are just debris, but there is one in there that clearly shows a white ball come on the corner and then move around intelligently, it was absolutely not debris. This is the thing, some of them suddenly change directions or float around objects, space debris just doesnt do that.

[Snusdog]

space debris just doesnt do that.

Now how in the hell do you know that



Have you been littering again




Astronaut: Hey Huston this is Columbia

Huston: Go ahead Columbia

Astronaut: sgreger keeps throwing shit out of the shuttle window.............We told him to stop but he just threw His Batman slurpie cup out and a half eaten Twinkie pie with it

Huston: please put sgreger on

Shuttle crew: Ouuuh you're gonna get it