The alien anal probe thread

[Premium Parrots]

Now how in the hell do you know that

"heyyyy mister spaceman....won't you please take me along for a ride"

-The Birds

[f. bandersnatch]

Those are clearly space nazis, headed back to earth to give us the cure for cancer and NOT commit the holocaust. Nothing to worry about.

Stop being such a paranoid freak and go work on your bomb shelter, sgreger.

[Jimbob_Rebel]

Yah this actually looks cool, im definately going to see it! Ive heard about thisnfor a while, when is it coming out?

Honestly, I've never heard of the film before today, but you said something about turning the talk towards hitler and I knew there'd have to be something out there. )

[Jimbob_Rebel]

Iron Sky. Good concept, good art, but you can tell it's gonna be stupid with the tag line. Too bad.


I do believe UFO's are real, and intelligently controlled, and not of the US Government. I believe they have been here since the beginning. I am not sure where they come from, could be many places. Inner Earth? Different dimensions? Mars? Moon? I guess anything is possible. Some of those vids looked like space debris, but many of those were manuvering under intelligent control. They are in the skies all the time, yet they fly at such speeds, you just can't see them, unless they slow down.

I believe that people have seen things they can't explain. I suspect that in most,if not all cases it's natural phenomena or hoax. The abduction stories and such are pretty easilly explained by "Old Hag Syndrome".

[Premium Parrots]

I can assure you from personal experiance. UFOs are real.




nuff said

[bipolarbear1968]

I can assure you from personal experiance. UFOs are real.

How about the anal probe device? Can you verify that as well?

[CoderGuy]

How about the anal probe device? Can you verify that as well?

Yeah, just because you got probed, doesn't mean they were aliens.

[sgreger1]

Those are clearly space nazis, headed back to earth to give us the cure for cancer and NOT commit the holocaust. Nothing to worry about.

Stop being such a paranoid freak and go work on your bomb shelter, sgreger.

LOLOLO, surely they are coming back to cure cancer and spread goodwill upon man, and definately NOT coming back to commit the holocaust. Surely. Pardon me, I have to get back to work (on my shelter)

[tom502]

We can trace about all our vaccines and modern cures to the 3rd Reich. They had the most advanced science and medicine.

[texastorm]

We can trace about all our vaccines and modern cures to the 3rd Reich. They had the most advanced science and medicine.

Yep no FDA, and nobody griping about experimenting on humans. Thats how ya do it!

Maybe we should donate the live bodies of all our death row inmates to science instead of killing them. Oh wait... then WE would be just like Nazi Germany. Damn... never mind. Sounded good for a second

[sgreger1]

We can trace about all our vaccines and modern cures to the 3rd Reich. They had the most advanced science and medicine.

Well they certainly had the best scientists, but we jacked those and used them for our tech dept and did all kinds of way coller stuff with them. The german tanks and things were also superior for most of the war. But in the end that's how it works, we used this science to do good and productive things (for the most part) , and the Nazi's just used it to ethnicly cleanse anyone not of the arian race.



Since this will likely also spiral intoa debate about Hitler. I'd like to remind everyone before that even starts that Hitler and the whole administration of the Nazi's made it very clear that they favored only the Arian race and that all others needed to be exterminated. So claiming that they didn't kill the jews on purpose (or at all) is a stupid argument.

[texastorm]

Well they certainly had the best scientists, but we jacked those and used them for our tech dept and did all kinds of way coller stuff with them. The german tanks and things were also superior for most of the war. But in the end that's how it works, we used this science to do good and productive things (for the most part) , and the Nazi's just used it to ethnicly cleanse anyone not of the arian race.



Since this will likely also spiral intoa debate about Hitler. I'd like to remind everyone before that even starts that Hitler and the whole administration of the Nazi's made it very clear that they favored only the Arian race and that all others needed to be exterminated. So claiming that they didn't kill the jews on purpose (or at all) is a stupid argument.

Wait I thought the rule was we start with the holocaust debate on page 3? This is a bit premature dont ya think?

[tom502]

[Tobakssmak]

I like Douglas Adams' explanation

UFO's are just interstellar rich kids out on a joy ride.

[CoderGuy]

I like Douglas Adams' explanation

UFO's are just interstellar rich kids out on a joy ride.

Love HHGTHG!