A Fancy New Cologne (NSFW)

[shikitohno]

Warning: You probably don't want to click the link at work, and there are a couple of nude pictures. I would have linked to the company's website, but it's not much better in this regard and lacks the amusing instructions.

So for all those who love to be on the cutting edge with their scents, there's a new cologne on the market that'll make you smell exactly like...a German woman's vagina.

So, who's buying some Eau de Vag here? Somehow, I think I'll skip out on this one.

[c.nash]

Roflmao! That's great. Can't believe what people make money on these days.

[Randall]

"Executive summary: they have a girl soak her pantsu every day and then squeeze them into a bottle.

Such a product of course faces stiff competition in Japan due to the availability of freshly harvested schoolgirl pantsu, but in less advanced hentai nations Vulva might well succeed in gulling a small coterie of maniacs into purchasing the Eau de Pantsu."

[texastorm]

Hmm someone give me contact info for Swedish Match... I have a new idea for a snus flavor.

[snusgetter]

Hmm someone give me contact info for Swedish Match... I have a new idea for a snus flavor.

You mean ............................... SMATCH !?!

[EricHill78]

Snusgetter bro yer screen name should be PantsuGetter!

[rickcharles606]

You mean ............................... SMATCH !?!

Snussy has my vote, lol

[GoVegan]

I can't imagine what you were actually searching the internet for when you found this "cologne".

[shikitohno]

I've been linked to Sancon (the site I linked to) enough times that I have an account there and keep one tab open on it. Someone else posted a thread in the forum the other day mentioning it and linking to the company's site, and someone else brought up this old article. Sorry to disappoint, but it's a pretty mundane way to find things.

[LaZeR]

I want to see this so bad but I'm at work atm.