End of the world!

[tom502]

Satan and his army.

[truthwolf1]

What was it being guarded against?

I dont really remember, only that I told the Jehovah I cannot believe I will have to work a job in heaven.

[sgreger1]

Well, if you read the links I provided, they do explain how they get the date, and why the verse about no one knowing is not fully right.
I'm not a believer, but they do explain their method.

Okay, I’m going to play along, and even add in my own special brand of crazy here. Ladies and gentlemen, as part of my ongoing attempt to draw bogus conclusions between random events and memorable dates, I present to you: The 9-11 connection encoded in the end of the world links Tom posted.


First of all, this is supposed to happen in 9 month + 19 days from today.

Hmm, STRANGE, because 9 months and 19 days means it will occur exactly 293.3 days from now (at the current time of my writing this)

293.3 days between now and the predicted end time date means 209 weekdays will occur between now and then. Is it not funny that if you add up all those numbers, then subtract from that all of the even numbers, you get 9-11?


209 weekdays

Add the sum of the numbers:
2+0+9=11

Take the sum (11) and subtract the even numbers in the number “209”:
Even numbers in 209 are “2” and “0”

11-2-0=9.

9-11!!!!!! OMGOMG!!1!one!!

[RobsanX]

Satan and his army.

I dont really remember, only that I told the Jehovah I cannot believe I will have to work a job in heaven.

Damn, you get all the way to Heavan, you have to work, and there is still a war going on?! Well, at least they have secured the borders so no undesirables get in...

[Langdell]

It's man not the Bible that have been wrong about the end of time.

Matthew 24:36 (King James Version)
But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

Hear, hear.

Anyone who purports to use the Bible to predict the "end of the world" is ignoring this key passage. (BTW, what the Bible really gets at is less an "end" than a new beginning for all Creation. Just sayin'.)

[Premium Parrots]

I can't predict when but I can assure you that the world will end for all of us one day. It probably won't end for all of us on the same day. But we all are gona die.



that might just be the message God wants us to acknowledge. Anything else might be a humans translation.

[RobsanX]

I'd rather get 72 whores when I die. At least they would know what they're doing better than 72 virgins...

[c.nash]

Huh?

WTF Brought this thread up?

[texastorm]

Is there snus in heaven?


If you go to hell will your order always say pending?

[WickedKitchen]

Damnit. If I quit my addiction and the world ends in nine months God is gonna get one hell of an ass whoopin.

[snusjus]

I can't wait to bump this thread on October 22nd, 2011.

[shikitohno]

Not too worried about the end of days. Besides, the devil probably uses Windows to keep his network all on the same page, so we just need some script kiddies to spam him with tons of malware, and when his network goes down the apocalypse'll be cancelled.

[ChaoticGemini]

from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011

Hmm. I may need to rethink the 40th birthday party I will be hosting on the 22nd since all their possessions will be left behind and up for grabs.

[tom502]

I trust the Mayan calendar over the Bible.