What have you done for HOTTIES

[Simplysnus]

I bought a membership to the Sierra Club, she played me like a fiddle. This was many moons ago.

[desirexe]

Do one night stands count??

[c.nash]

Umm. Bought them shit. Lol

Women are expensive.

[Simplysnus]

Do one night stands count??

Only if a female says it, lol.

[Simplysnus]

I did countless hours of stat tutoring in college as well, all for the privilege of laying on a mega-hotties bed. That's all I got to do though, lol.

[Monkey]

Compromised my morals, ignored my value system, turned my back on my friends, drained my bank account, lost a small part of myself and killed a unicorn to drink it's blood.

I have wised up in my old age. Now I just get 'em drunk.

[Simplysnus]

Hell I married one, top that!

[Monkey]

Hell I married one, top that!

I married one, she left me and the kids for some dude and since then I've been stocking up on liquor.

Not really to top that, just what happened.

[Simplysnus]

I married one, she left me and the kids for some dude and since then I've been stocking up on liquor.

Not really to top that, just what happened.

sucks bro, I'm going to go chain mine up in the basement now.

[Premium Parrots]

I've stooped so low as to let a lot of hotties have their way with me............to my delight ..............and their good fortune

[EricHill78]

I bought a membership to the Sierra Club, she played me like a fiddle. This was many moons ago.

What is the Sierra Club? Never heard that reference. Sounds like a strip club.

[rickcharles606]

Hell I married one, top that!

I've married three! The first two, I stayed with for 6yrs each, gave them all my shit to get the divorce and had to start over each time, lol.

[desirexe]

I can't include marriage..cuz I am the 'hottie' that you are all referring to...I just haven't divorced my husband and wiped out his account.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

I just love them dearly

[LaZeR]

I like milk