What are you peeing on right now?

[Simplysnus]

weeping willow, ah that's the spot.

[Roo]

Your mother's chest

[Simplysnus]

Your mother's chest

I always knew she was a freak

[desirexe]

LMAO!! Boys with their toys...

[Nvr2Stond]

"What are you peeing on right now?"

Tin of Marlboro Snus

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Myself, Ahhhhhhhh...

[Simplysnus]

LMAO!! Boys with their toys...

Hey it's a form of artistic expression

[c.nash]

You're face... Wait... What?

[Premium Parrots]

certainly not the toilet seat, thats for sure. I value my manhood too much to have it ripped off my body and end up in the clutches of a crazed woman.

[Premium Parrots]

to answer the question


the floor. its alot safer

[Jwalker]

The grass outside in my backyard.

[Joe234]

OSU Lineman dismissed. Pee on compter too.

Corvallis Woman Reacts to OSU Player's Dismissal
http://kezi.com/page/186553

August 24, 2010
By Heather Turner

Corvallis, Ore. -- An OSU football player is dismissed from the team after being arrested Sunday morning.

It all happened at a Corvallis woman's house when she found a 19-year-old football player completely naked. The couple who lives there says they're still trying to come to terms with the bizarre situation.

"He managed to make his way through the downstairs of the house and find his way upstairs, and he managed to take his clothes off without us hearing," said Elyse Vaccaro.

But they say that's not all he did.

"There was a strange, very large man in there, urinating on Jeremy's computer," said Elyse.

Vacarro says her initial reaction was fear for their baby girl who's due to be born Wednesday.

"I mean the first thing I thought about was, how much, how much trouble am I in? I can't really run that fast," said Elyse.

But they say the offensive lineman didn't seem to even notice what was going on.

"And we both started just yelling at him to get out of the house, and then he just sort of wobbled a little bit. He didn't respond at all," said Elyse.

Police say when they responded to the call. Tyler Patrick Thomas, 19, was drunk and refused to listen to their orders to get on the ground. He was Tased after he got into a three-point stance and lunged at officers.

"I've never seen anything like that. That's the first time I've ever heard of anything like that type of incident occurring," said Corvallis Police Officer Christine Peterson.

Officials say this was not the first incident on Thomas' record. But after his actions on Sunday, he was immediately dismissed from the Beavers football team.

"Blink of an eye you can change a life. Sometimes the choices we make have some bad consequences, and this is just a great example of that," said head football coach Mike Riley.

"I'm sorry he's been dragged through what he's been put through in the recent days," said Vaccaro.

The couple says although Thomas invaded their home and their privacy, they feel compassion for him and hope he will get a second chance at his football career in the future.

OSU football officials say Thomas still has his scholarship for school at this time, and they will re-evaluate whether he can join the team again later on in the year.

More here
http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/loc...cc4c03286.html

[Simplysnus]

OSU lineman is ahead thus far, wowzers.

[Simplysnus]

desirexe, it's not just a guy thing...

A woman who urinated on a Blackpool war memorial has been arrested - three days after she fled court.

The 32-year-old, who was caught on CCTV relieving herself and performing a sex act on a man nearby, will appear before the town's magistrates later.

Lewis, of Princess Street, Blackpool, had been found guilty at an earlier hearing of outraging public decency.

[Simplysnus]

A Brampton man is facing charges after allegedly urinating on two police officers in Wasaga Beach.


http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/...rticle1658941/