Can't reach to wipe??

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 5
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
  • Simplysnus
    Member
    • May 2010
    • 481
    #1

    Can't reach to wipe??

    There's a solution. LOL!

    http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-...?tag=page;next

    Too wide to wipe? It's a problem for folks of generous girth. Fortunately, there are special toilet gripper-extenders that deliver the toilet paper right where it's needed. The Bottom Buddy even has a handy push-button release so there's no need to touch the paper twice.

    Source: Living XL
    Tags: None
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435
    #2
    The day I need a Bottom Buddy, is the day I roll myself off the nearest cliff :^/

    Comment

    • snusgetter
      Member
      • May 2010
      • 10903
      #3
      Waste not, want not!!

      Can also be used as a back scratcher!!



      The perfect holiday/birthday gift for the big waister in your life.

      Comment

      • Simplysnus
        Member
        • May 2010
        • 481
        #4
        I want that one dude to do an infomercial on the bottom buddy, lol.

        Comment

        • Simplysnus
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 481
          #5
          Now that I actually thought that through, NO I DON'T.

          Comment

          • snusgetter
            Member
            • May 2010
            • 10903
            #6
            The toilet for big people...





            After this thread, the night should be ripe for nightmares!!

            Comment

            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9758
              #7
              oh my!! this thread sure went to the toilet in record speed.
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......



              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


              Comment

              • c.nash
                Banned Users
                • May 2010
                • 3511
                #8
                That toilet is the bomb! Lol

                Comment

                • snusgetter
                  Member
                  • May 2010
                  • 10903
                  #9
                  Originally posted by c.nash View Post
                  That toilet is the bomb! Lol

                  You definitely don't want to potty-train a kid on that boat!!

                  Comment

                  • Simplysnus
                    Member
                    • May 2010
                    • 481
                    #10
                    the undershot of that toilet will give me nightmares for sure, good lord.

                    Comment

                    • snusgetter
                      Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 10903
                      #11
                      Originally posted by Simplysnus View Post
                      the undershot of that toilet will give me nightmares for sure, good lord.

                      I'll bet the water can't flush away fast enough!


                      WHAT A LOAD...

                      Comment

                      • Bigblue1
                        Banned Users
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 3923
                        #12
                        Have people no shame, I'll be the first to admit I am fairly shameless. I sometimes drink too much and at times am over opinionated (I'm working on both). But my God, What is going on here? I would assume that this device is going to be covered by their medicaid, as if their rascal wasn't enough....... I hate Society....... If you can call it that....

                        Comment

                        • snusgetter
                          Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 10903
                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bigblue1 View Post
                          Have people no shame, I'll be the first to admit I am fairly shameless. I sometimes drink too much and at times am over opinionated (I'm working on both). But my God, What is going on here? I would assume that this device is going to be covered by their medicaid, as if their rascal wasn't enough....... I hate Society....... If you can call it that....

                          The infomercial for the Great John Toilet is one I don't want to miss...

                          A great companion to the Get-Around Scooter advertised on late-night TV!!

                          Comment

                          • RobsanX
                            Member
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 2030
                            #14
                            I stand up to wipe. Always have...

                            Comment

                            • c.nash
                              Banned Users
                              • May 2010
                              • 3511
                              #15
                              Originally posted by RobsanX View Post
                              I stand up to wipe. Always have...
                              Same here. Lol

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 4 5 template Next
                              Working...
                              X