Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
When I see those programs on the people that can't get out of the bed 'cos they're too fat I always think of what the eff their ass looks like. I mean they can't possibly clean it. Then I think of the crappy people that keep bringing them food. Then I think that it didn't exactly happen overnight. At what point do you look in the mirror and just give up?
There's a fatty that actually makes money with a website that people pay to watch her eat fast food. She's from NJ and WANTS to weigh 1000 pounds.
The curious, sick side of me wants to see this in action! Where's the vid!?? I can't even imagine using someone's bathroom and seeing this contraption sitting on their counter. I just visited the site and that crazy thing is $50!!!
When I see those programs on the people that can't get out of the bed 'cos they're too fat I always think of what the eff their ass looks like. I mean they can't possibly clean it. Then I think of the crappy people that keep bringing them food. Then I think that it didn't exactly happen overnight. At what point do you look in the mirror and just give up?
There's a fatty that actually makes money with a website that people pay to watch her eat fast food. She's from NJ and WANTS to weigh 1000 pounds.
I joke around with my hub about gaining a couple hundred pounds and living in bed for the rest of my life to be catered to. He quickly replied that he would divorce me! I would gain a bunch of weight yet quickly lose 200 lbs (husband), I see this situation as a win!!
I understand everyone has a different weight that they are no longer comfortable at, but, really, at what point will it click for some people?!! Can't walk on your own 2 feet; problem solved a long time ago. Wiping your own ass, clearly not a problem anymore. Can't fit through a door must be the next milestone invention needed.
I find the enablers of these parade balloons just as sick. There is NO reason for someone to get THAT huge.
Wait, some of you stand up to wipe? Doesn't that get it all over your asscheeks and make for more wiping? Sometimes I wish my white Irish ass could squat flat on both feet without falling backward, asian-style, and just let that sucker slide out clean. Like in the woods or on a third-world squatter. There's nothing like taking three flights over 20 hours to get halfway around the world, and having to drop a deuce so bad when you finally get there, only to find a hole in the ground as your only option. Western toilets for the win.
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