Can't reach to wipe??

[snusgetter]

The competition is heating up...

~
Comfort Wipe: Extension Arm to Wipe Your Behind

If you consider that the modern toilet paper was first introduced in 1857, the whole butt wipe thing is waaay due for a major advance.

Ancient Romans used to wipe their butts after going to the bathroom with a sponge on a stick (which they put in a bucket of saltwater after they’re done for reuse – Eew!) – so, in a nod to history, here’s Comfort Wipe: a stick that lets you wipe your behind without ever coming close to touching it with your bare hands.

Now, before you recoil in horror, consider that this invention is actually quite useful for people with limited range of motion due to disability.

[Owens187]

...Looks like one of PP's sex toys.

[snusgetter]

...Looks like one of PP's sex toys.

Are you referring to the Comfort Wipe or the Comfort Wipe user/demonstrator?

[visiON]

Are you referring to the Comfort Wipe or the Comfort Wipe user/demonstrator?

Don't they come together with the pack? ^^

[WickedKitchen]

Some cultures still use their hands

[visiON]

Some cultures still use their hands

I prefer myself some banana peels :P

[snusgetter]

I've heard tales that during the days of the outhouse,
used corncobs were used --- very biodegradable.

[RobsanX]

Ever since I got on Metamucil it's been one and done.

[snusgetter]

Some cultures still use their hands

Would that be before or after doin' the hand jive?




(Maybe we should ask Willie)

[Big L]

There's always the bidet, no paper or $50 contraption needed.

[Big L]

Wait, some of you stand up to wipe? Doesn't that get it all over your asscheeks and make for more wiping? Sometimes I wish my white Irish ass could squat flat on both feet without falling backward, asian-style, and just let that sucker slide out clean. Like in the woods or on a third-world squatter. There's nothing like taking three flights over 20 hours to get halfway around the world, and having to drop a deuce so bad when you finally get there, only to find a hole in the ground as your only option. Western toilets for the win.

Japanese toilets are awesome. You have the option of either the squat over the hole in the ground, or the high tech ones with a million buttons. I used both kinds when I was there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

[desirexe]

Thank you snusgetter for the vid. I love the big guy on it that said, "being big has its advantages..." That actually made me stop and try to think of one advantage, I can't think of any!

[snusgetter]

There's always the bidet, no paper or $50 contraption needed.

True, but you can't carry it along in your luggage (or pocketbook or maxi purse)!!

[snusgetter]

Thank you snusgetter for the vid. I love the big guy on it that said, "being big has its advantages..." That actually made me stop and try to think of one advantage, I can't think of any!

It's just a sound-bite -- like the kinds you get in a newscast.
It sounds profound but in the end it's only sound!!



(Yeah, kinda like a brain fart!)

[Tobakssmak]

Japanese toilets are awesome...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

Turbo ass blaster. Love it. (Is it wrong?)

All your ass are belong to us.