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  • Owens187
    Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 1547

    Wtf???!!!

    Have you guys heard this?


    Doctor finds plant growing inside man's lung

    http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/l...side-his-lung/

    BREWSTER, Mass. -- There was a problem sprouting in a local man's lung. Doctors originally thought the new growth was a tumor, but when they looked closer, they got a big surprise.
    “I was told I had a pea seed in my lung that had split and had sprouted,” said Ron Sveden.
    It was not the diagnosis Ron Sveden was expecting. He had prepared himself to hear the words cancer and tumor, but a plant growing in his lung?
    “Probably about a half-an-inch, which is a pretty big thing of course,” said Sveden.
    Ron had been sick for months. He was already fighting emphysema when his health took a turn for the worse.
    “I was not doing too well, a lot of coughing, I was very listless,” said Sveden.
    On Memorial Day Sveden’s wife called 911, and he was rushed to the hospital where doctors took x-rays and found his left lung collapsed.
    For two weeks they ran tests but they all came back negative for cancer, until one doctor found the plant growing in his lung.
    “Whether this would have gone full-term and I’d be working for the jolly green giant, I don’t know. I think the thing that finally dawned on me is that it wasn’t the cancer,” said Sveden.
    Ron said he never felt anything growing in his chest, just a lot of coughing.
    Doctors suspect he had eaten a pea at some point in the last couple of months and it went down the wrong way, and then began to grow.
    “One of the first meals I had in the hospital after the surgery had peas for the vegetable. I laughed to myself and ate them,” said Sveden.
    His wife Nancy was beyond happy with this strange twist of fate.
    “God has such a sense of humor. It could have been just nothing, but it had to be a pea, and it had to be sprouting,” said Nancy Sveden, Ron’s wife.
    Sveden continues to recover at home. In fact, friends and neighbors have had fun with this; they sent him pea seeds and canned peas all in good fun.
  • WickedKitchen
    Member
    • Nov 2009
    • 2528

    #2
    As a kid I was asked if I had a potato growing in my ear when I didn't listen to my grandparents.

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #3
      Pics of GTFO. That is ****ing awesome though lol

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      • snusgetter
        Member
        • May 2010
        • 10903

        #4

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        • snusgetter
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 10903

          #5

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          • WickedKitchen
            Member
            • Nov 2009
            • 2528

            #6
            The weirdest stuff happens in MA

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            • raptor
              Member
              • Oct 2008
              • 753

              #7
              Watch him get dropped by his health insurance.

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              • f. bandersnatch
                Member
                • Mar 2010
                • 725

                #8
                We don't cover humanoid flora such as yourself, sir.

                The swamp thing had the same issue when he tried to get on a healthcare plan at his job at the plastic fern making plant.

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                • snusgetter
                  Member
                  • May 2010
                  • 10903

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WickedKitchen
                  The weirdest stuff happens in MA


                  And it would take many many many trees and/or billions of electrons to publish them all!!

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                  • GoVegan
                    Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 5603

                    #10
                    I hope the FDA does not see this or they may require warning labels on peas!

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                    • snusgetter
                      Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 10903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by GoVegan View Post
                      I hope the FDA does not see this or they may require warning labels on peas!

                      Oh, hell, pea on them!!

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                      • c.nash
                        Banned Users
                        • May 2010
                        • 3511

                        #12
                        That's awesome. Great story to tell people.


                        "you'll never guess what I had removed from my lung!". "a tumor?" "no, a plant!".

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                        • EricHill78
                          Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 4253

                          #13
                          That's a cool story.. I wonder if after it was extracted it could of been placed in soil and thrive.

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