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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    Time for you to go back to college...

    BALTIMORE – Call it Zombies 101.
    The University of Baltimore is offering a new class on the undead.

    The course is being taught by Arnold Blumberg, the author of a book on zombie movies, "Zombiemania," and the curator of Geppi's Entertainment Museum, which focuses on American pop culture.

    Students taking English 333 will watch 16 classic zombie films and read zombie comics. As an alternative to a final research paper they may write scripts or draw storyboards for their ideal zombie flicks.

    The university isn't the first to have a class on the undead. Columbia College in Chicago has offered a course on Zombies in popular media for years, and at Simpson College in Iowa students spent the spring semester writing a book on "The History of the Great Zombie War."




    ^^^^ Looks like i've found a solid institution to obtain a higher education at! I'm going to go spend your tax payer dollars via my GI bill to go learn about the coming zombie apocolypse! lololol (suckas)
  • NonServiam
    Member
    • May 2010
    • 736

    #2
    This country is already full of zombies. They're just not as cool looking! That would be an interesting class.... I bet you could pick up some real freaky-deaky chicks in there. lol

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    • c.nash
      Banned Users
      • May 2010
      • 3511

      #3
      I want to take that class. We have some BS classes like History of Rock n' Roll, History of the Beatles, Wine Tasting, Beer Brewing, etc.. But nothing like that haha.

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      • Snusdog
        Member
        • Jun 2008
        • 6752

        #4
        Originally posted by sgreger1 View Post
        BALTIMORE – Call it Zombies 101.
        The University of Baltimore is offering a new class on the undead. The course is being taught by Arnold Blumberg, the author of a book on zombie movies, "Zombiemania," and the curator of Geppi's Entertainment Museum, which focuses on American pop culture.
        Well.........it does explain a lot..............I mean.............about the intellectually...............UNLIVING.........that have infested every corner of western thought

        But who knows........maybe there are some hot Gothic chicks in the class (I am open to the possibility that Hot + Gothic Chick may be an oxymoron)-- a term not to be confused with one denoting an idiot with zits.

        I take it that red ink and Ozzy binders are mandintory for the class
        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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        • CoderGuy
          Member
          • Jul 2009
          • 2679

          #5
          I would go back to school for that class (wonder if they have an online class). I am a huge zombie fan. Maybe after taking the class I will understand Congress a little more.

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          • NonServiam
            Member
            • May 2010
            • 736

            #6
            Originally posted by Snusdog View Post
            (I am open to the possibility that Hot + Gothic Chick may be an oxymoron)--
            Sad...but true. Hot gothic chicks are few and far between. I met one once. She hit me in the head with a lava lamp and tried to stab me with a pair of scissors. I knew some of them were into S&M, but not like that.

            It's kind of like lesbians, they're not so hot in reality, just in porn

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            • CoderGuy
              Member
              • Jul 2009
              • 2679

              #7
              Originally posted by NonServiam View Post
              Sad...but true. Hot gothic chicks are few and far between. I met one once. She hit me in the head with a lava lamp and tried to stab me with a pair of scissors. I knew some of them were into S&M, but not like that.

              It's kind of like lesbians, they're not so hot in reality, just in porn

              I think the scale is; Single to Experimenting in College

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