Originally posted by devilock76
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These things all came about because his holy noodleyness willed it to be so. Without the FSM (meatballs be upon him), the world would not know these many religions which serve as a distraction from his hollyness and his many noodley appendages. He has created them, in his infinite wisdom, to try and make man stray from the one true (and delicious) God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
At least scientology turns a crazy profit. Most religions serve as a means of control, whereas scientology is just blatantly in it for the money. I can respect that more than other religions.
Lets start a snuson religion, we'll call it "The Cult of Fredrik". We can sell T-shirts and everything, and even be all hip and new-aged by holding congregations in a thread each sunday here on snuson. Correction: Congregation will be held during peak work hours on business days only, not on weekends which were invented for beer.
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