Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims.. "YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM IF..."
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I got this as a chain mail. Both hilariously offensive and overly generalizing, but I still think the muslim one was funnier.
Post your racist or otherwise sterotypical chain mails or other content here, and whoever pisses the most people off wins!
- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
- You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean."
- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
- You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
- Your cousin is president of the United States
- You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
- You make regular use of male escorts and illicit drugs, but you're the pastor of a megachurch for a living.
- You can afford to spend $1 trillion dollars on two wars abroad, $600 billion yearly on defense, but balk at the idea universal healthcare and unemployment.
- You support a war that has left one in ten Iraqi children orphaned, but self-identify as pro-life.
- You have the highest divorce rate amongst any group of Americans, but consider homosexuality to be a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
- You think there are two types of neighbors: those you love as yourself, and those that are different from you.
- You can't think of anyone whose beliefs don't align with yours that you haven't labeled as the Antichrist.
- You consider mainstream media dangerous, but routinely carry firearms on your person.
- You were amazed to discover that email has other uses than sending hate mail and death threats to non-Christians.
- You have nothing against women and simultaneously believe the pay gap is justified and that they should be subservient to their husbands.
- You think America is a Christian nation without realizing that the Founding Fathers were mostly deists and pantheists.
- You don't realize that relationship of Al-Qaeda to Muslims is similar to that of the KKK to Christians.
- You try to downplay your bigotry by using the term "Muslim" as an insult for those that refuse to spread your hateful message.
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I got this as a chain mail. Both hilariously offensive and overly generalizing, but I still think the muslim one was funnier.
Post your racist or otherwise sterotypical chain mails or other content here, and whoever pisses the most people off wins!
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