Detox Diets

[captncaveman]

I'm fairly sure I'm not a moose... and i am positive you sir aren't a moose (if you are stay right there... give me your address i will make you famous!.. hey since you are a moose do you know bigfoot?). I seen a moose chew on a barbed wire fence... I'm not gonna chew on a barbed wire fence. I'm human i understand that would be stupid. I also seen a moose grazing, while eating some dry grass he also ate some shit.. it could have been his shit i don't know.. Now i'm not gonna eat dried grass or shit.

Why would one look at animals and say "Hey these guys are health.. I'm gonna follow their diet"

Hey Vegans lions eat meat, and they are kings of the motherf*cking jungle, don't you want to be a king?

[precious007]

I'm fairly sure I'm not a moose... and i am positive you sir aren't a moose (if you are stay right there... give me your address i will make you famous!.. hey since you are a moose do you know bigfoot?). I seen a moose chew on a barbed wire fence... I'm not gonna chew on a barbed wire fence. I'm human i understand that would be stupid. I also seen a moose grazing, while eating some dry grass he also ate some shit.. it could have been his shit i don't know.. Now i'm not gonna eat dried grass or shit.

Why would one look at animals and say "Hey these guys are health.. I'm gonna follow their diet"

Hey Vegans lions eat meat, and they are kings of the motherf*cking jungle, don't you want to be a king?

so are you a vegan ? :^)

[captncaveman]

so are you a vegan ? :^)

Good lord I'm not a Vegan. I was comparing the idea of looking at an animals diet and adapting it to your own because "Hey they look strong" I eat meat... a lot of meat. Soon some one will jump on this thread and tell me "Humans aren't built to eat meat"

[precious007]

Good lord I'm not a Vegan. I was comparing the idea of looking at an animals diet and adapting it to your own because "Hey they look strong" I eat meat... a lot of meat. Soon some one will jump on this thread and tell me "Humans aren't built to eat meat"

They probably aren't .... the bible says you're not allowed to eat four legged animals

[captncaveman]

HAHAHA the bible HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... oh man thats was funny. The Bible... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[captncaveman]

Hey... i know fish don't have legs, Jesus ate them.... now if i wasn't mistaken their flesh is meat right?

[snusgetter]

Hey... i know fish don't have legs, Jesus ate them.... now if i wasn't mistaken their flesh is meat right?

So now we're dragging fishmeat into this mucked-up thread??

[precious007]

Hey... i know fish don't have legs, Jesus ate them.... now if i wasn't mistaken their flesh is meat right?

what's so funny, looool

Fish aren't four legged and yes Jesus ate them :^)

[captncaveman]

So now we're dragging fishmeat into this mucked-up thread??

That we are got a problem with that?

HEY FISHMEAT- are you considered meat? Does Jesus love you? Does he love me? Are vampires real? I need Answers!

[snusgetter]

"the bible says you're not allowed to eat four legged animals"

Is four the upper limit?

Up to three is okay? lol

[captncaveman]

They probably aren't .... the bible says you're not allowed to eat four legged animals

Now when you reply with they probably aren't do you mean that Man probably wasn't meant to eat meat? If so then my argument about fish.. granted they have no legs but yet their flesh would be meat right? So... why is this bible so F'd?

[captncaveman]

Is four the upper limit?

Up to three is okay? lol

What if they were mutated by nuclear fallout and had 5 plus legs?

[captncaveman]

What if they were mutated by nuclear fallout and had 5 plus legs?

Could Jesus see into the future? If he could then he would have seen the 5 legged beasts... but yet didn't even warn us... what an ass!

[captncaveman]

Looks like i need to Detox then... since i eat a lot of "meat" (from yummy cows, pigs, deers, moose, human) . Good thing i get this handy thread to aid in my detox efforts!

I shall cures my doctor he claims I'm in good health, but little does he know the truth. He is blinded by the Alberta beef industry, that must be why he has never offered me a meat replacement like this fish or fowl stuff. It all adds up man.

[captncaveman]

Hmm.. that might work.