I quit snus!!

[Premium Parrots]

I kind of am, I lurk more than I post.. I just dont seem to remember so many posts getting hijacked.. Like the E.U ban thread, I had to reads tens of retarted posts to see what is happening and what the plan was for Europeans. Just seems stupid, There is a special forum here just for BS'ing.. aint there..

sorry bout that........

[Frosted]

I kind of am, I lurk more than I post.. I just dont seem to remember so many posts getting hijacked.. Like the E.U ban thread, I had to reads tens of retarted posts to see what is happening and what the plan was for Europeans. Just seems stupid, There is a special forum here just for BS'ing.. aint there..

That is what makes snuson so 'special'.
It is a custom and tradition that I and my brethren are proud to uphold.
There is no EU ban on 'Off Topic' to date.

[CoderGuy]

I kind of am, I lurk more than I post.. I just dont seem to remember so many posts getting hijacked.. Like the E.U ban thread, I had to reads tens of retarted posts to see what is happening and what the plan was for Europeans. Just seems stupid, There is a special forum here just for BS'ing.. aint there..

It's stress relief, from PACT and the EU ban, max serious posts are about 8 before the topic of fleshlights and nazis come up. Welcome

[EricHill78]

It's stress relief, from PACT and the EU ban, max serious posts are about 8 before the topic of fleshlights and nazis come up. Welcome

+1 You got my vote, but they do have their downsides too though, like when the husband comes home early and you end up jumping out the second story window and sneaking around to your car as he is entering the house, just to realize he's blocking you in the driveway. I still have a nasty scrape under my car from driving over that curb.

You could always mix it it up for fun.. just stand there in the bedroom buck naked with your foot on the bed in the captain Morgan pose.. before saying anything pop in a pris look him square in the eye and say "yeah I did it Bitch, go make me a pork chop sandwich before I call that daughter of yours, she just turned 18 right?'

[EricHill78]

No idea how I quoted coder on that too

[CoderGuy]

No idea how I quoted coder on that too

Must be that "autoquote the great posts" feature

[nicodude]

You could always mix it it up for fun.. just stand there in the bedroom buck naked with your foot on the bed in the captain Morgan pose.. before saying anything pop in a pris look him square in the eye and say "yeah I did it Bitch, go make me a pork chop sandwich before I call that daughter of yours, she just turned 18 right?'

ROFL, I will try that next time, just to see the reaction, only after iv'e made sure there are no guns in the house first

[f. bandersnatch]

I can quit tobacco? Like, that's possible, for me? A lowly weak-willed dreg of humankind, slave of the devil weed like myself? Well, ho-ho-holy shit. You sir, have just blown my mind.

Thank you for coming to me with this life-altering information, I will file it away right next to precious' recent revelation that both monkeys and women jack off. IMPORTANT SHIT IS HAPPENING HERE IN THESE PAGES, MY FRIENDS. BREAKTHROUGHS ABOUND!

[jagmanss]

Hey everyone, I know what this forum is all about, snus and its use. I had been here for a couple years and was using A Fleslight the whole time. I thought there was no way I would ever stop using My Fleshlight because I was too addicted and did not have the will power.

That is a bunch of bullshit as every single person has all the willpower needed to quit using their Fleshlight of all forms. For some it just takes the realization that being addicted to A Fleshlight is a weakness in their life. Instead they try to pretend that A Fleshlight is somehow useful to them. I can promise you at 41 days of not using, A Fleshlight is not at all useful. You can argue with me all you want but it does not help you do anything. I thought it was the case for a long time but now I know how ****ing stupid I was.

I finally realized that no matter what form of A Fleshlight I used, Hand or otherwise was still me being a weak person and allowing an addiction to beat me Off every single day.

I am 41 Days clean right now [NO Spam or your post gets dog humped]

I know quitting seems like an unimaginable task but being on the other side makes you realize how ****ing stupid you ever were for using the bullshit in the first place. A lot of you quit using your hand and changed over to A Fleshlight . I commend you for that but you must know that your still an addict that is a slave to Fleshlights.

Think about what you would do with the money you don't have to spend if you just quit. I am 41 days and it was only at about day 15 that it became easy. 15 days of you life to save THOUSANDS of dollars and possibly your life because of reduced coronary issues and cancer of the pancreas.

Come join me {hump hump hump}

I look forward to helping any of you that want to stop being a slave to a piece of rubber.

There Fixed that for you...

[Premium Parrots]

[chadizzy1]

jagmanss and f. bandersnatch win for posts of the day
hahahaha!

[Experimental Monkey]

Thank you, Jag. I laughed, i cried... then i ****ed my fleshlight. Twice.

[precious007]

can your wife tolerate the fleshlight thrown everywhere? LMAO

[captncaveman]

I'm drunk

[precious007]

I'm drunk

not again