Here’s how to purify your lungs in just three days...

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  • Premium Parrots
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    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    Here’s how to purify your lungs in just three days...

    I found this and thought it might be helpful....

    Here’s how to purify your lungs in just three days:


    1. Take a break from smoking ASAP.
    2. Immediately eliminate all dairy products from your diet. Their benefits are not worth the costs to your lungs.
    3. The night before your detox you must drink some herbal tea to start your detox process.
    4. As soon as you wake up, make yourself some organic lemon water.
    5. Between breakfast and lunch make sure you drink some carrot juice.
    6. Any time during the day, enjoy some grapefruit or pineapple juice.
    7. Right before bed, enjoy a potassium-loaded juice like cranberry juice.

    Repeat for three days. Then enjoy breathing!

    http://theheartysoul.com/improve-lung-health/
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  • codyg140
    Member
    • Jan 2013
    • 705

    #2
    I'm more of the huff Lysol out of a bag kinda guy when I want to clean my lungs

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    • Skell18
      Member
      • May 2012
      • 7067

      #3
      lol gotta love pseudo science, I needed a laugh today.

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      • Andy105
        Member
        • Nov 2013
        • 1393

        #4
        I like the "before and after" pics on that website. Both people are dead, but all the juice gave one prettier lungs.
        That juice regimen would give me a good cardio workout though, from all the sprinting for the bathroom.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          yea I loved how clean it is in the one photo. right....just 3 days.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • Skell18
            Member
            • May 2012
            • 7067

            #6
            Do you think of I changed the carrot juice for another pineapple juice it would slow it down? I don't like carrots.

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            • Andy105
              Member
              • Nov 2013
              • 1393

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots View Post
              yea I loved how clean it is in the one photo. right....just 3 days.
              I'd be pretty angry that they took out my lungs for a picture, made me drink carrot juice for three days, then took out my lungs again for the "after" picture. I'd find another dietician.

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              • codyg140
                Member
                • Jan 2013
                • 705

                #8
                Originally posted by Andy105 View Post
                I'd be pretty angry that they took out my lungs for a picture, made me drink carrot juice for three days, then took out my lungs again for the "after" picture. I'd find another dietician.
                I'm with you, carrot juice for three days?!? Yuck

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                • Snusie
                  Member
                  • Mar 2015
                  • 40

                  #9
                  It is so irresponsible for them to mess with people by making up this crap and acting like it's true. Especially when they leave out the most important part. It will never work unless* you stand on one foot and place your left index finger on your nose for exactly 12 minutes, every hour on the hour, while chanting the word "iamabigdummy" in a loud monotone. If you wear a pink tutu while doing this, the healing aura of the color will accelerate the cleanse, even if the spandex does give you a rash. Take heart -- the just rash means it's working!



                  *Yeah, it won't work this way, either,

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9758

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Snusie View Post
                    It is so irresponsible for them to mess with people by making up this crap and acting like it's true. Especially when they leave out the most important part. It will never work unless* you stand on one foot and place your left index finger on your nose for exactly 12 minutes, every hour on the hour, while chanting the word "iamabigdummy" in a loud monotone. If you wear a pink tutu while doing this, the healing aura of the color will accelerate the cleanse, even if the spandex does give you a rash. Take heart -- the just rash means it's working!



                    *Yeah, it won't work this way, either,
                    photos or it didn't happen.

                    you need to do this each of the 3 days. Oh my, tomorrow you can get some pics Dear.
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                    • Snusie
                      Member
                      • Mar 2015
                      • 40

                      #11
                      Damn.

                      I knew I said too much.

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