Don't do this.....

[jagmanss]

http://smokles.wordpress.com/2010/09...f-moist-snuff/

Granted the guy lived, but 3 cans in his can????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could this have been a sick twist on attempted suicide by nicotine, or just plain stupidity

[Randall]

Well, he has probably been putting things up his ass for years. Snus was the next logical step.

[amdusias]

Maybe he thought they were these:

http://www.iamlost.com/features/nicolaxx/

[visiON]

Challenge....Accepted!

[myuserid]

Reminds me of a joke.

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey. The monkey gets on the pool table and swallows the cue ball. The bartender asks the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did"?

"No", says the guy. "What did he do"?

"He just jumped on the pool table and swallowed my cue ball".

The guy says, "I'm not surprised. He eats everything he sees." He then pays for the cue ball and leaves.

A few days later, he comes back with the monkey. The monkey jumps on the bar, picks up a cherry, sticks it in his butt, then pulls it out and eats it.

The bartender disgustedly says, "Did you see what your monkey did now"?

"No", says the guy. "What did he do"?

"He just stuck a cherry in his butt then pulled it out and ate it".

The guy says, "I'm not surprised. He still eats everything he sees, but since that cue ball, he's started measuring first."

[CoderGuy]

I see a new warning label coming, "For oral use only. Do not insert portions into rectum."

Funny joke myuserid

[tom502]

He saw the word "Probe", and well..................

[c.nash]

Roflmao. That's great! You hear that Laz? Don't put 75 in your rectum anymore. Lol

This part of that nicolaxx shit is hilarious.

"It is normal to feel mild tingling, itching or burning when you've inserted the Nicolaxx suppository into the rectum. This feeling usually lasts 15 minutes to 1 hour.* It is possible the outside of your rectum may be red for 1 day, however it should not* stay red for more than 1 day. If the outside of the rectum stays very red for 4 days, or if it gets swollen or sore, DO NOT insert a new suppository. Call your doctor."

[NonServiam]

My wife works in the ER. You would not believe how many times people come to the ER with the strangest objects imaginable stuck in their butt! Usually it's been stuck for quite a while because they sat (gently) around the house debating what the hell to do!

[snupy]

See! Snus really is bad for your health.

[Frosted]

75 full fat Thunder Frosted's up yer pooper might kill you.

I'd bet on it.

[CoderGuy]

My wife works in the ER. You would not believe how many times people come to the ER with the strangest objects imaginable stuck in their butt! Usually it's been stuck for quite a while because they sat (gently) around the house debating what the hell to do!

Hopefully the hospital charges a stupidity tax.

[visiON]

75 full fat Thunder Frosted's up yer pooper might kill you.

I'd bet on it.

I'll take the bet. I'm sure PP would be up for it.

[Premium Parrots]

maybe coffe/van.


I could never get 75 pouches up my butt. 74 maybe but not 75.

[Jwalker]

Why? Is part of the story that he was smuggling them into prison and was to stupid to use a bag or something? Also on a funny note why 75 vs. 72 was he seeing how many he could get up there.