It's the 10 SNUS commandments

[sgreger1]

I am assembling the 10 snus commandments, submit your 10 below.

The best 10 will be compiled into a song sung to the beat of Biggie Small's "The 10 crack commandments" and posted here.

Make em rhyme and win!


Alternately, make a rhyming list of the 10 Snuson commandments!

[Chigger]

OK, I'm game...


1) Thou shalt not discard snus if not love at first taste. Freeze it for later, do not waste.

2) Thou shalt try snus that is real. Marlboro and Camel are not a good deal.

3) Thou shalt rotate your placement, not just for fun. You gums will thank you in the long run.

4) Thou shalt post on Snuson quite regularly. It will bring you much wisdom and fill your heart with much glee.

5) Thou shalt make large order because of the P.A.C.T.. If you don't, you'll be screwed by shipping costs, remember this fact.

6) Thou shalt give Los a try, whether Icetool, or ghetto, or handbaking. The portion-less experience is a wonderful thing.

7) Thou shalt recycle your tins. Who would have thunk, what a nifty place to put your small junk.

8) Thou shalt not give up if you smoke and give in. Commandment number 8 is that the snus always wins.

9) Thou shalt try lots of flavors. There are so many to savor.

10) Thou shalt order more snus before for you're in need. Because if you run out, you'll be a sad panda indeed.

[visiON]

10) Thou shalt order more snus before for your in need. Because if you run out, you'll be a sad panda indeed.

This is the most important one, well, for me at least :P

[CoderGuy]

OK, I'm game...


1) Thou shalt not discard snus if not love at first taste. Freeze it for later, do not waste.

2) Thou shalt try snus that is real. Marlboro and Camel are not a good deal.

3) Thou shalt rotate your placement, not just for fun. You gums will thank you in the long run.

4) Thou shalt post on Snuson quite regularly. It will bring you much wisdom and fill your heart with much glee.

5) Thou shalt make large order because of the P.A.C.T.. If you don't, you'll be screwed by shipping costs, remember this fact.

6) Thou shalt give Los a try, whether Icetool, or ghetto, or handbaking. The portion-less experience is a wonderful thing.

7) Thou shalt recycle your tins. Who would have thunk, what a nifty place to put your small junk.

8) Thou shalt not give up if you smoke and give in. Commandment number 8 is that the snus always wins.

9) Thou shalt try lots of flavors. There are so many to savor.

10) Thou shalt order more snus before for you're in need. Because if you run out, you'll be a sad panda indeed.

Awesome! You have a knack for commandment writing, surely all other contributors here will be fighting.

[bipolarbear1968]

I'll give just one...

If you have to refinance your home just to pay for one roll of snus from Northerner, time to give it up.

[WickedKitchen]

Rule Uno: Try lots of different SNUS...try every single kind
'cos you never know what love your mouth is gonna find
You might not know which one is the best
You wanna learn more? Just listen to the rest

Rule 2: Place it up high in your lip
A little to the front you you don't get no drip
Some is good...but a lot, it aint funny
SNUS turns on you when it gets to friggin' runny

Rule 3: This one is important to me
Don't you listen to all those warnings you see
'Cos these here rules...they aint no jokin'
We all know SNUSin' is better than smokin'

Rule 4: This one's from the SNUS boss
If you like portion SNUS you'd better try yourself some LOS
It's like BAM...the flavor says "hello"
If you can't hand bake...make a tool from the ghetto

Rule 5: Don't bake your pris too tight
or you just might
get in a fight tonight
'cos it'll feel like a rock, no taste up inside
but bake it too loose and you'll get a mudslide

Rule 6: You'd better swallow that SNUS
'cos girls don't like kissin' a mouth full of loose
When it's time to get busy...clean out yo mouth
Take the damn prilla out before you go down south
...Word

Rule 7: Don't you never run out o' SNUS
'Cos don't nobody need that kind abuse
Keep some in the fridge and keep some on ice
'cos dealin' w/ PACT is like a rollin' the dice

Rule 8: Don't throw no SNUS in the bin
'cos don't you know wastin' snus is a SIN
Post on the board and we can arrange
to take it off your hands at the SNUS exchange

Rule 9: I hear this one every now and again
"My SNUS is dried out...what do I do then?"
Add a little bit of water and close up the can
Let it sit overnight...back in business my man.

Rule 10: If you got a question we can answer it
'Cos there's a whole place for SNUS talkin' shit
I'll tell you the place before I'm up and gone
Pop in a SNUS...chill out and SnuON.

Word to granny's panties.



Oh yeah...I'm not done...I gots more
On the pics of your stash...you'll find the snus whores
What's in your mouth? That's where the people be postin'
to pump up their points for all the braggin' and boastin'
If you're new to SnusOn...don't be a lug
Get your ass on the board and post your ugly mug
But if you post crazy and get your ass out of hand
you'll have to deal with that crazy bird man
That right...you'll have to deal w/ PP
he'll whip yer ass and then surely you'll see
That SnusOn is a place to talk about baccy
Even though sometimes we get a little wacky
We talk about religion and politics too
And if it's UFO's...ask Tom502
If it's a nice day...go out for a jog
You'll get some free snus if you find the SnusDog
And Vegan...he don't eat no meat
There's even girls on here and that's a treat
Chicks that SNUS? aww dog, that's coo
Just ask Sage...he married one too
We got Roos, and Blues, and BiPolar Bears
Just post you're question and we'll answer it there
I didn't forget LaZ...so don't be a hater
We all know SNUS makes you a chronic masterbater.

Peace out homeboys and homegirls.

[Veganpunk]

Rule Uno: Try lots of different SNUS...try every single kind
'cos you never know what love your mouth is gonna find
You might not know which one is the best
You wanna learn more? Just listen to the rest

Rule 2: Place it up high in your lip
A little to the front you you don't get no drip
Some is good...but a lot, it aint funny
SNUS turns on you when it gets to friggin' runny

Rule 3: This one is important to me
Don't you listen to all those warnings you see
'Cos these here rules...they aint no jokin'
We all know SNUSin' is better than smokin'

Rule 4: This one's from the SNUS boss
If you like portion SNUS you'd better try yourself some LOS
It's like BAM...the flavor says "hello"
If you can't hand bake...make a tool from the ghetto

Rule 5: Don't bake your pris too tight
or you just might
get in a fight tonight
'cos it'll feel like a rock, no taste up inside
but bake it too loose and you'll get a mudslide

Rule 6: You'd better swallow that SNUS
'cos girls don't like kissin' a mouth full of loose
When it's time to get busy...clean out yo mouth
Take the damn prilla out before you go down south
...Word

Rule 7: Don't you never run out o' SNUS
'Cos don't nobody need that kind abuse
Keep some in the fridge and keep some on ice
'cos dealin' w/ PACT is like a rollin' the dice

Rule 8: Don't throw no SNUS in the bin
'cos don't you know wastin' snus is a SIN
Post on the board and we can arrange
to take it off your hands at the SNUS exchange

Rule 9: I hear this one every now and again
"My SNUS is dried out...what do I do then?"
Add a little bit of water and close up the can
Let it sit overnight...back in business my man.

Rule 10: If you got a question we can answer it
'Cos there's a whole place for SNUS talkin' shit
I'll tell you the place before I'm up and gone
Pop in a SNUS...chill out and SnuON.

Word to granny's panties.



Oh yeah...I'm not done...I gots more
On the pics of your stash...you'll find the snus whores
What's in your mouth? That's where the people be postin'
to pump up their points for all the braggin' and boastin'
If you're new to SnusOn...don't be a lug
Get your ass on the board and post your ugly mug
But if you post crazy and get your ass out of hand
you'll have to deal with that crazy bird man
That right...you'll have to deal w/ PP
he'll whip yer ass and then surely you'll see
That SnusOn is a place to talk about baccy
Even though sometimes we get a little wacky
We talk about religion and politics too
And if it's UFO's...ask Tom502
If it's a nice day...go out for a jog
You'll get some free snus if you find the SnusDog
And Vegan...he don't eat no meat
There's even girls on here and that's a treat
Chicks that SNUS? aww dog, that's coo
Just ask Sage...he married one too
We got Roos, and Blues, and BiPolar Bears
Just post you're question and we'll answer it there
I didn't forget LaZ...so don't be a hater
We all know SNUS makes you a chronic masterbater.

Peace out homeboys and homegirls.

Wicked wins this hands down, lol. I almost lost a portion laughing at this.

[raptor]

Rule 6: You'd better swallow that SNUS
'cos girls don't like kissin' a mouth full of loose
When it's time to get busy...clean out yo mouth
Take the damn prilla out before you go down south
...Word

ahahahahahaha

This so applies to me...

[snusgetter]

Word to granny's panties.

[thatguyjeff]

Thou shalt remove your pris before blowing your nose.

[WickedKitchen]

...or playing a saxophone...total disaster

[TWISTED VICTOR]

I didn't forget LaZ...so don't be a hater
We all know SNUS makes you a chronic masterbater.

Ahaaahaahaahaahaaahaaaaaa....I crapped myself......

[Owens187]

Rule Uno: Try lots of different SNUS...try every single kind
'cos you never know what love your mouth is gonna find
You might not know which one is the best
You wanna learn more? Just listen to the rest

Rule 2: Place it up high in your lip
A little to the front you you don't get no drip
Some is good...but a lot, it aint funny
SNUS turns on you when it gets to friggin' runny

Rule 3: This one is important to me
Don't you listen to all those warnings you see
'Cos these here rules...they aint no jokin'
We all know SNUSin' is better than smokin'

Rule 4: This one's from the SNUS boss
If you like portion SNUS you'd better try yourself some LOS
It's like BAM...the flavor says "hello"
If you can't hand bake...make a tool from the ghetto

Rule 5: Don't bake your pris too tight
or you just might
get in a fight tonight
'cos it'll feel like a rock, no taste up inside
but bake it too loose and you'll get a mudslide

Rule 6: You'd better swallow that SNUS
'cos girls don't like kissin' a mouth full of loose
When it's time to get busy...clean out yo mouth
Take the damn prilla out before you go down south
...Word

Rule 7: Don't you never run out o' SNUS
'Cos don't nobody need that kind abuse
Keep some in the fridge and keep some on ice
'cos dealin' w/ PACT is like a rollin' the dice

Rule 8: Don't throw no SNUS in the bin
'cos don't you know wastin' snus is a SIN
Post on the board and we can arrange
to take it off your hands at the SNUS exchange

Rule 9: I hear this one every now and again
"My SNUS is dried out...what do I do then?"
Add a little bit of water and close up the can
Let it sit overnight...back in business my man.

Rule 10: If you got a question we can answer it
'Cos there's a whole place for SNUS talkin' shit
I'll tell you the place before I'm up and gone
Pop in a SNUS...chill out and SnuON.

Word to granny's panties.



Oh yeah...I'm not done...I gots more
On the pics of your stash...you'll find the snus whores
What's in your mouth? That's where the people be postin'
to pump up their points for all the braggin' and boastin'
If you're new to SnusOn...don't be a lug
Get your ass on the board and post your ugly mug
But if you post crazy and get your ass out of hand
you'll have to deal with that crazy bird man
That right...you'll have to deal w/ PP
he'll whip yer ass and then surely you'll see
That SnusOn is a place to talk about baccy
Even though sometimes we get a little wacky
We talk about religion and politics too
And if it's UFO's...ask Tom502
If it's a nice day...go out for a jog
You'll get some free snus if you find the SnusDog
And Vegan...he don't eat no meat
There's even girls on here and that's a treat
Chicks that SNUS? aww dog, that's coo
Just ask Sage...he married one too
We got Roos, and Blues, and BiPolar Bears
Just post you're question and we'll answer it there
I didn't forget LaZ...so don't be a hater
We all know SNUS makes you a chronic masterbater.

Peace out homeboys and homegirls.

Epic! Damn near pissed myslef on that one....