Snus Manliness rating = 6.5

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  • snusgetter
    Member
    • May 2010
    • 10903

    #1

    Snus Manliness rating = 6.5

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    Manliness rating = 6.5

    Swedish Snus

    Snus is a tobacco product that is commonly used in Scandinavia, but is little known elsewhere (Figure 4). Snus is similar to moist snuff (dip), except it is placed under the upper lip, and doesn't require the need to expectorate (spit). Snus use is high in Sweden; approximately 1 out of every 10 Swedes use it (both men and women). However, Sweden has the lowest rate of tobacco-related illnesses in Europe.

    In short, snus is one of the most efficient, discrete, and safest ways to get nicotine. Many people choose snus because it doesn't require you to expectorate, but this obviously decreases its manliness rating. But if you currently smoke cigarettes, and find that chewing or dipping tobacco is unacceptable for your lifestyle, then you should consider snus as an alternative. Snus is generally not available in stores outside of Scandinavia; however, several companies offer snus over the internet, and at very affordable prices.

    All this according to Dr. Harlan K. Upmann:
    Manly Tobacco Use: Swedish Snus, Chewing Tobacco, Pipe Tobacco, Nasal Snuff...
  • stubby2
    Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 436

    #2
    I know when I started using snus I became a manly mans man.....






    Wait......that doesn't sound quite right

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    • snusgetter
      Member
      • May 2010
      • 10903

      #3
      Originally posted by stubby2 View Post
      I know when I started using snus I became a manly mans man.....

      Wait......that doesn't sound quite right

      If you think that's something, check out the manly cigars thread (2nd paragraph)!

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      • precious007
        Banned Users
        • Sep 2010
        • 5885

        #4
        Snus ftw !

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        • Jwalker
          Member
          • May 2010
          • 1067

          #5
          Snus is cool. I'm biased but I'd say being able to pinch los from the can is more manly than dipping skoal cherry but I'm not a "doctor" so guess I'm wrong.

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          • tom502
            Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 8985

            #6
            I turned into a London Leather Boy.

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            • c.nash
              Banned Users
              • May 2010
              • 3511

              #7
              Using Lös snus is the manliest thing ever! :P

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              • JustFolly
                New Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 13

                #8
                Anyone who thinks of snus as less-than-manly needs to pop in an Extra Sterk portion then get back to us.

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                • Langdell
                  Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 255

                  #9
                  Nice, I score a 13.5 on the manliness scale (snus + pipe)!

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                  • Snussles
                    Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 108

                    #10
                    Why is snus less manly than "smokeless", aren't the two essentially the same thing, especially from the non-user perspective?

                    Both have their pouch and loose variety, and both can be spat if you want to.

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                    • snusgetter
                      Member
                      • May 2010
                      • 10903

                      #11
                      Originally posted by JustFolly View Post
                      Anyone who thinks of snus as less-than-manly needs to pop in an Extra Sterk portion then get back to us.

                      I've come to the realization that Dr Upmann's Manly Ratings are based
                      pretty much on the usual spit-quotient of the offering in question:

                      Many people choose snus because it doesn't require you to expectorate,
                      but this obviously decreases its manliness rating.
                      That's why he considers Chew & Dip as very 'manly' -- 9.5!! You just keep
                      right on a-spittin'.

                      Not really sure how Nasal Snuff gets the highest manly rating since there is
                      no spitting involved. Maybe extra points for the fact that it comes close to
                      snorting a powder (although it's not white [except for precious007's white
                      wool snuff!!]).

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                      • Snusdog
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 6752

                        #12
                        Los snus

                        add 3.5 manly points
                        When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                        • Simplysnus
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                          • May 2010
                          • 481

                          #13

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                          • Roo
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 3446

                            #14
                            Psh, I asphyxiated and disemboweled a wolf with my bare hands this morning, then spit-roasted him over a fire for breakfast. With hot sauce and Wild Turkey.

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                            • Snusdog
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 6752

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Roo View Post
                              Psh, I asphyxiated and disemboweled a wolf with my bare hands this morning, then spit-roasted him over a fire for breakfast. With hot sauce and Wild Turkey.
                              Me too!!!!!

                              now did you use a butternut herb maranade.............or a dill peppercorn rub?

                              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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