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  • drnknmnky
    New Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 3

    Cuban anyone?

    I getting some of the 'Romeo & Julietta' and 'Montecristo' portions delivered and was wondering if anyone is actually buying them...

    Is Cuban tobacco only worth it if rolled on the inner thigh of 16 year-old virgin girl, or does it have chewing merits?
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #2
    The thighs of a 16 year old Cuban virgin girl certainly has chewing merit. :twisted:
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    • skruf_mcgruff
      Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 267

      #3
      Wow at these posts

      Haha, just wow.

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      • FatLip
        Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 31

        #4
        I buy Montecristo portions all the time. Its my after-dinner snus every day in rotation with RyJ portions and sometimes Taboka, but Monties are my favourite evening snus.

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        • TropicalBob
          Member
          • Feb 2008
          • 316

          #5
          I liked Romeo y Julieta Senorita enough to order another tin yesterday. Buysnus rejected it because of the embargo. Northerner shipped it and I requested it be delivered by a 16-year-old Cuban virgin named Julieta (pronounced WHO-LAY-EAT-ER).

          I'm expecting my haggard, close-to-retirement mail lady, however, will show up at my door. She'll have it in one armpit.

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          • chainsnuser
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2007
            • 1388

            #6
            Re: Cuban anyone?

            Originally posted by drnknmnky
            Is Cuban tobacco only worth it if rolled on the inner thigh of 16 year-old virgin girl, or does it have chewing merits?
            I think that's the way, Cuban cigars were marketed to rich weirdos, a hundred years ago. Strange, that some people still believe this. Indeed they are (and have always been) using forms to roll the cigars. It's much more efficient. Given that many of the workers in the cigar factories are men, it's also more "tasty" :lol:

            Cuban tobacco has chewing merits. Cigar tobacco has always been used for chewing tobacco. It's unusual for snus, but it works.

            Our embargo-plagued U.S.-members IMHO shouldn't be jealous though. I'm really not sure, if I ever buy one of the Cuban-tobacco-snuses again. Montecristo lös really is a fine snus, but I personally still clearly prefer Ettan or Gotland Yellow.

            But if I ever should smoke a cigar again, then it would be a Cuban one. They are really in a class of their own.

            Cheers!

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            • Xobeloot
              Member
              • Jan 2008
              • 2542

              #7
              I have a can of Montecristo loose on the way. I look forward to trying it.

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              • Steppenwolf
                New Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 5

                #8
                I love Montecristo. It's one of my favourite snus portions. It smells extremely good imo. The tobacco taste is not so strong but very good. The thing that i like most about it is that it doesn't start to "run" as fast as cheaper snus brands. It's a perfect snus for situations where you don't want to spit out like in front of ladys at a party or something.

                The downside of it is the price. A bit too expensive for a everyday snus except you make a lot of money.

                Romeo y Julieta is another high quality snus by the same company. I don't like it as much as Montecristo tho. The taste of different kinds of spices is too strong imo.

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