NEWS FLASH: IKEA TO SELL FULL LINE OF SNUS IN U.S.!!!!!!

[Dead Rabbit]

mowaaawaaaaawaaa

[Dead Rabbit]

Soft Morning: HA HA HA! Brilliant!

I wouldn't be surprised if IKEA would do such a thing. Their shops always offers typical Swedish goods (food, candy and such).

I actually believe it has been the coincidence - my mom (who is Swedish) once told me that she saw snus in an IKEA. It might have been in Sweden though ... and then it really wouldn't surprise me.

Soft Morning City......has just found Jesus if your Mom is right. I expect to see Soft Morning in church this sunday.

[Dead Rabbit]

ohh come on i was just kidding i would never really do that. i am sorry i kind of have a dark sense of humor i apologize if i offended anyone. but it did have me going there for a little bit.

that "Not cool" statement was directed towards me...lol....quit trying to steal my "not cool" thunder.

[Soft Morning, City!]

Soft Morning City......has just found Jesus if your Mom is right. I expect to see Soft Morning in church this sunday.

Dammit... I should have clarified. I meant in a United States Ikea store.

But alas, I didn't make the distinction. Maybe I best be gettin' out my Bible and start doin' some thumpin'.

[Premium Parrots]

Amen..........Apparently yo momma thumped ya one too many times. lol
PP

[eli]

Amen..........Apparently yo momma thumped ya one too many times. lol
PP

Or one time too few...

[theoldsearock]

Re: NEWS FLASH: IKEA TO SELL FULL LINE OF SNUS IN U.S.!!!!!!

JUST KIDDING

I fart in your general direction! :wink:

[Slydel]

Umm, what the hell is an Ikea store? It is it something like Fila? Oh, that is what I get for living out in the boonies! The joke was lost on me. I think Jesus is here though.

[Craig de Tering]

Umm, what the hell is an Ikea store? It is it something like Fila? Oh, that is what I get for living out in the boonies! The joke was lost on me. I think Jesus is here though.

Aww man, Ikea is to Sweden what McDonalds and Coca-Cola is to America. Kinda like Volvo and Saab cars too except they're owned by Ford and GM.
*sigh*
Just Google "ikea".
Say you bought an empty pad somewhere and need furnishings, you just walk into an Ikea and order ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING for inside the house right there. Down to the last fart, you'll find it there, and it'll all be delivered all neatly flat-packed for you to assemble.
By the time you're done in the place, you'll have read so many Swedish names, seen so much yellow and blue (their flag's colors) and eaten so many Swedish meatballs you won't be able to say the word Sweden anymore without gagging.

I should know. When I went off to study, my mom did this to me. Basically as a young dude, the last thing I wanted to do is worry about WTF I wanted inside my room. I would've been fine with some second hand sofa-bed and a beer crate for a night table, four more crates and a plank on top for a desk.
But no, she lovingly overloaded my room to the brim with everything Ikea (hey, it's one-stop-shop). Anyway, their stuff is sturdy too. 11 years later I still have most of the things.

[Jason]

I've never cared much for IKEA (there's one right down the street from me), but my friends love their stuff. I've never had the meatballs, but I always get a hotdog whenever I go there...not very Swedish, I guess. :P

I like how every thing they sell has the Swedish name printed on it, and the assembly instructions for the furniture look similar to prismaster instructions......crude drawings and strange languages. :lol:

[slatter]

but i like stealing peoples thunder

[Dead Rabbit]

i was so proud of this joke, i decided to recycle it to burn the newer folks. how lame can i get....

[holnrew]

It kinda worked on me, but being a Englishman it didn't excite me in quite the same way.

[airwoodstock]

i was so proud of this joke, i decided to recycle it to burn the newer folks. how lame can i get....

Well.....Ya got me DR. :lol: :lol: Guess I didn't read the threads far back enough! :lol:

[mercvrivs]

Damn! I was excited since I've thought about how cool it would be if they actually did that! The CEO or President (don't know what term they're using) of Ikea is a snuser, I've heard.