Dear Philip Morris,

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  • skyline142
    Member
    • Apr 2010
    • 193
    #1

    Dear Philip Morris,

    I know me and you haven't been meeting eye to eye on things anymore, but I hope you understand when I say, you just aren't right for me. I am sorry. Almost a year ago, I met somebody new, and it was love is first site. Actually, it was love as soon as I put him in my mouth.

    It has been a year, and I think I need to finally get this out in the open. Philip Morris, when I visit Sweden, I plan on marrying Nick and Johnny. Don't be too jealous, me and you just didn't work out.

    Best Regards,
    Justin Andersen

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  • timoteo
    Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 583
    #2
    #1.

    This goes for me too.. Only I may be inclined to marry The General, or maybe all of Swedish Match.. This goes for you too R.J. Renolds. Buzz off! I wont be taking your calls or opening your letters.

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451
      #3
      Damn you a homewrecker skyline142, how could you cheat on a humble little company like Philip Morris with a swedish dude(s)? lolol.


      I feel you though, i wish all americans would give the finger to philip morris and pick up a tin of the good stuff. Then maybe I wouldn't have ot import it from another country to enjoy it.

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      • russki
        Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 464
        #4
        Originally posted by skyline142 View Post
        as soon as I put him in my mouth.
        This could get ugly...

        haha no I feel you though man, same exact feelings here. Only been 3 months or so, but I am on the same boat. Feels great doesn't it?

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        • Snusdog
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 6752
          #5
          Originally posted by skyline142 View Post
          Actually, it was love as soon as I put him in my mouth.


          Originally posted by sgreger1
          I feel you


          Originally posted by russki View Post
          haha no I feel you.............. Feels great doesn't it?


          What the hell kind of thread is this!

          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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          • skyline142
            Member
            • Apr 2010
            • 193
            #6
            That's right Snusdog!

            My initial mouth comment was put their for a reason. Ahah. But hey, just cause my mouth is reserved for Nick and Johnny, doesnt mean I dont like the ladies as well. They can join!

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            • Snusdog
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 6752
              #7
              Originally posted by skyline142 View Post
              That's right Snusdog!

              My initial mouth comment was put their for a reason. Ahah. But hey, just cause my mouth is reserved for Nick and Johnny, doesnt mean I dont like the ladies as well. They can join!

              dat dere is what em city folks call.................metrosnusual


              please see our oral sex and cancer thread at your nearest convenience

              If you feel you have received this post in error.............hang up and dial again

              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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