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  • angrylollipop
    Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 209

    #1

    a few of my fav. things

    People skills....
    WTF?
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #2
    A few of mine..............





    And this is fun for the whole family
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • whalen
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 6593

      #3
      Hahahahahahhahah! I just sharpened my chain saw Too!
      wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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      • Monkey
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 3290

        #4
        All of the snus my freezer has fit in
        Thunder and coffee, pants I have shit in
        Five dollar hookers tied up with strings
        These are a few of my favorite things

        Properly shaving my face and my noodle
        Chinese food that once was a poodle
        Nazi aliens fly to the moon on their wings
        These are a few of my favorite things

        Girls in white dresses with blood drenched slashes
        Supergluing my ex wife's nose and eyelashes
        Body parts fed to alligators in the Spring
        These are a few of my favorite things

        When the dog bites
        When the bee stings
        (Someone else)
        I laugh like mad
        and simply remember my favorite things
        And life isn't so baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd


        Thank you. I'll be here all week.....

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        • lxskllr
          Member
          • Sep 2007
          • 13435

          #5
          Originally posted by Monkey View Post
          All of the snus my freezer has fit in
          Thunder and coffee, pants I have shit in
          Five dollar hookers tied up with strings
          These are a few of my favorite things

          Properly shaving my face and my noodle
          Chinese food that once was a poodle
          Nazi aliens fly to the moon on their wings
          These are a few of my favorite things

          Girls in white dresses with blood drenched slashes
          Supergluing my ex wife's nose and eyelashes
          Body parts fed to alligators in the Spring
          These are a few of my favorite things

          When the dog bites
          When the bee stings
          (Someone else)
          I laugh like mad
          and simply remember my favorite things
          And life isn't so baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd


          Thank you. I'll be here all week.....
          A masterpiece!

          This should be SnusOn's official song :^D

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9760

            #6
            ya......I'm thinkin that Monkey is a twisted closet poet.



            not that theres anything wrong with that
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • Mawdryn
              Member
              • Mar 2011
              • 353

              #7
              Cops with flat tires that everyone passes,
              Stupid bike riders that fall on their asses,
              Runny eye matter that spring pollen brings...
              These are a few of my favorite things!

              A boss that blames others each time that he screws up,
              Dried cans of Probe Whiskey I'm trying to use up.
              My government system makes me want to scream...
              These are a few of my favorite things!

              Freakin' Wal-Mart,
              Greasy Beer Farts,
              Tax Man raped me bad...
              But a Prilla of Prima and a Fifty Inch Screen - And then I don't FEEEL SOOO BAAAAAAAD!

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              • Premium Parrots
                Super Moderators
                • Feb 2008
                • 9760

                #8
                lmao.
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  #9
                  Good Monkey!
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                    Member
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 7035

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Monkey View Post
                    All of the snus my freezer has fit in
                    Thunder and coffee, pants I have shit in
                    Five dollar hookers tied up with strings
                    These are a few of my favorite things

                    Properly shaving my face and my noodle
                    Chinese food that once was a poodle
                    Nazi aliens fly to the moon on their wings
                    These are a few of my favorite things

                    Girls in white dresses with blood drenched slashes
                    Supergluing my ex wife's nose and eyelashes
                    Body parts fed to alligators in the Spring
                    These are a few of my favorite things

                    When the dog bites
                    When the bee stings
                    (Someone else)
                    I laugh like mad
                    and simply remember my favorite things
                    And life isn't so baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd


                    Thank you. I'll be here all week.....
                    Great Monkey this Great

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                    • chadizzy1
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 7432

                      #11


                      beer. boobs. nuff said.

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                      • jdman321
                        Banned Users
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 616

                        #12
                        Thanks Chad.

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