Ask a "professional" Norwegian snususer anything!

[Thraxy]

Yes, thats true. The tales of trolls has been transfered to the INTERWEBZ nao...
Det ser ut som du kommer fra Odense, Danmark. Da vil du ikke ha noen problemer med å skjønner hva jeg skriver heller da? Er det sant at danmark bare handler om Porno, pølse, tuborg og flate landskap?

Nei, jeg har ikke nogle problemer med at læse norsk. Jeg er dog færing. Jeg flyttede nemlig til danmark pga. porno, pølser og himmelbjerget Tuborg kan de dog beholde... haha

[sirloot]

Nei, jeg har ikke nogle problemer med at læse norsk. Jeg er dog færing. Jeg flyttede nemlig til danmark pga. porno, pølser og himmelbjerget Tuborg kan de dog beholde... haha

Bolded the part i understood :P

[chadizzy1]

Welcome to snuson!

My question: Is it true that Norway doesn't really exist and was only made up to scare little children, much like stories about trolls and monsters?

Hahahaha

[Præll]

Hmm, try another brand. What brand are you using now? Skruf is terrible to bake, try General løs or rødalacket. They have a finer consistency and is more wet than other brands. Try to make a barrel out of it.

[Mdisch]

Bolded the part i understood :P

Also the most important part!

[Mdisch]

I do try to make cylinders/barrels but it doesn't always work out.. I'm somewhat new to snus.. But I'm using Oden's Extreme Lös.
It's good - but hard to get out without making a huge mess Not really suited for school..

[Mdisch]

Welcome to snuson!

My question: Is it true that Norway doesn't really exist and was only made up to scare little children, much like stories about trolls and monsters?

Also - as a Norwegian.. I am offended..
You're just pissed 'cause we have all the oil, and just found more

[Præll]

i dont think Americans have realy been around snus long enough to come up with slang for it yet .. im sure one day we are/will be using: pinch for pris and nugget or chunk for prilla

some people jokingly? or not call portions "tampons"

In norway we say pris, prell, præll, pirre, bleie++ for a chunk of snus. A box of snus is reffered to as Dåse (pussy).

[Thraxy]

@Mdisch

You might be trying to bake them too tight. Some snus sticks together better if you only bake it lightly.

[Mdisch]

Could be :-)
But this one seems to work.. But of course, haven't taken it out yet.

[Præll]

Ever tried the prismaster? Or try potions?

[Mdisch]

I usually use portions but I currently have 5 cans of Oden's Extreme Lös ( Thanks to Kevinatest ) that I have to get through.. And I'm having a damn hard time finding a prismaster in Denmark.
Update : Latest pris didn't break Success!

[Premium Parrots]

Nei, jeg har ikke nogle problemer med at læse norsk. Jeg er dog færing. Jeg flyttede nemlig til danmark pga. porno, pølser og himmelbjerget Tuborg kand e dog beholde... haha

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so how much does a professionaly snuser earn in Norway?

[Præll]

I usually use portions but I currently have 5 cans of Oden's Extreme Lös ( Thanks to Kevinatest ) that I have to get through.. And I'm having a damn hard time finding a prismaster in Denmark.
Update : Latest pris didn't break Success!

Order the prismaster online. Its about 30 NOK i think. Congrats with a successful pris

How many snus do you use per day? I'm on average 24 snus a day + -

[Thraxy]

so how much does a professionaly snuser earn in Norway?

I was actually wondering the same thing. Also, how many snus trophies do you have?