I never thought it would be me

[Snusdog]

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Warning the content of the following post may not be suitable for the squeamish, those with heart conditions, or those of a more sensitive disposition.





Aggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!



I LOST A WHOLE CAN OF SNUS

It must have fallen out of my pocket in the restaurant……………I can’t find it anywhere………….

Oh…………….THE HORROR…………………oh………..THE INJUSTICE………….oh…………....what a CRUEL CRUEL WORLD

And now all I can picture when I close my eyes………....is that poor helpless can of LD los……..……out there…………………….. all alone…….almost full…………..with no one to love it……….(sniff)

O Please snuson……..don’t let this be you………love your snus………..keep it close to your heart………………tragedy can strike so quickly……….

let my story be a sad sad lesson for all…………..then maybe my snus will not have rolled off under some godforsaken booth in vain

Also………….if you’re in Tony’s Pizza…………..and find a tin of LD snus ………..I WANT MY DAMN SNUS BACK

[lxskllr]

It might turn up. I've lost snus and snuff before, but I've gotten it all back; sometimes after many months :^)

Look under the seat in your car.

[Monkey]

At least it is just missing.

I accidentally dropped a whole tin of Gul los last week in the flowerbed outside my apartment. I was pulling out a pris when it just slipped out of my hand, landed open side down and boom. It was all gone. In the ruckus I also dropped the pinch I had just grabbed.

There, in the dirt I knelt and cried.

Then I snused some dirt snus blend.

Then I cried again.

[lxskllr]

At least it is just missing.

I accidentally dropped a whole tin of Gul los last week in the flowerbed outside my apartment. I was pulling out a pris when it just slipped out of my hand, landed open side down and boom. It was all gone. In the ruckus I also dropped the pinch I had just grabbed.

There, in the dirt I knelt and cried.

Then I snused some dirt snus blend.

Then I cried again.

Ugh :^(

My snus career has been fairly tragedy free. I've dropped, or otherwise ruined small amounts, but nothing more than the equivalent of losing a single cigarette out of a pack.

[CoderGuy]

I thought I lost a can once but turned out to be in my other pocket.

[Premium Parrots]

Thats such a sad story Dog.

I've never really lost a can of snus.......... but a few have managed to escape.

[CoderGuy]

Thats such a sad story Dog.

I've never really lost a can of snus.......... but a few have managed to escape.

You're supposed to kill them first (humanely of course)

[Crow]

Look at the bright side... You might have converted a dipper (or smoker) to snus.

[Premium Parrots]

Look at the bright side... You might have converted a dipper (or smoker) to snus.

of the roaches and rats at Tonys pizza will be buzzed for a while

[Snusdog]

When I came back up from under the table.......(to see if it had rolled under the booth)...my wife and kids had fled to the car

when I got to the car..................all my wife said to me was

at least you didn't have plumber's butt

and then............... there was the long drive home............... in silence

I'd type more...........but it is still hard to talk about

[stubby2]

I see a future of blue roaches at Tony's

[Crow]

I see a future of blue roaches at Tony's

For the newbies: SNUS + VERMICOMPOST =

[justintempler]

".. Where do things go when they're lost, you know what I think? I think there's a big of things somewhere. I think there's a big pile of things that are constantly lost. You loose something Sssswwwwwwup. It goes to the pile. And then you say ohh look, there it is. Vvvvvwwwwum. Right back from the pile, and you didn't even know there was a pile. And where is the pile? In heaven, of course. It has to be in heaven, that's the first thing that happens when you get to heaven, they give you back everything you've ever lost. That's the whole meaning of heaven. "Here you go, 75 pairs of sun glasses. 212 cigarette lighters. 4983 ball point pens. And here's a jock-strap we found on interstate 90, it appears to have mule huff prints and chocolate sprinkles on it, my have been quite an evening".George Carlin, 1986

[precious007]

LD Los

That sucks so bad.

Got to love LD Los.

[cj]

I think I have a can of LD los will check the stash if you need it