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[Monkey]

My divorce cost twice the wedding but it was still cheap

You know why divorce is expensive?




























Because it is worth it.

[Monkey]

I should be sleeping but I can't relax so I'm writing a rap song.

My make is mike
I ride a bike
It has three wheels
So it's really a trike.

Unnnh

Yeah.....

Bitch better have my money!

I went to school
I am not a fool
I have a job
Cause making money is cool

Unnhhh

Yeah....

Bitch better have my money!



Good....right?

[wa3zrm]

Does a bird with only one wing fly in a circle?

[Premium Parrots]

Does a bird with only one wing fly in a circle?

a bird with one wing cannot fly. But if you drop it from a very tall builing it will glide down in a circular pattern. Only if its a healthy strong bird. Usually they either just walk of take a cab.

[LincolnSnuff]

Hmm... My funny story would be from my weekend trip to NYC. I was with my girlfriend (who happens to be an American-born Vietnamese) and a black woman approached us while walking down the street. She asked us if we knew where a certain shopping center was. Being from out of town, we both responded that we couldn't help her. Her response was, "Get the **** out of New York. Go back to your country."

This from an African-American. Absolutely hilarious, ironic, and sad at the same time.

[lxskllr]

[sirloot]

no one ever expects ....

[wa3zrm]

Can God make a rock so big that He can not move it?

[Thunder_Snus]

Every time I drink strawberry Gatorade i swear it tastes just like chocolate to me. No idea why. Everything else tastes as it should to me in the world but when I drink strawberry Gatorade all i can taste is chocolate....happened again today.

[clint404]

It came!

Chocomint
Coffee supreme
General Green Harvest

Thank you northerner for processing my order so quickly! I expected the run around from you.

[clint404]

I snus pretty big pillas of general loose but why does thunder chocomint make my head spin?

[chill]

I snus pretty big pillas of general loose but why does thunder chocomint make my head spin?

Quick release! For 12mg, those moist chrome portions are heavy hitters. Especially a freshly opened can.

[clint404]

Quick release! For 12mg, those moist chrome portions are heavy hitters. Especially a freshly opened can.

I had to press them lighty in a paper towel to soak up some moisture and bring them down a notch.

[whalen]

Nothing exciting today, just crushed my foot and got a thousand dollar ticket, wrong lane in a truck at the Bay Bridge.

[CoderGuy]

Nothing exciting today, just crushed my foot and got a thousand dollar ticket, wrong lane in a truck at the Bay Bridge.

Thousand bucks for that? How's the foot?