SNUSON OFF Topic Thread v.1.0 - Keep it fresh and share your story

[lxskllr]

I looked up the lyrics to this song today...

and found this...

Dua tiga kucing berlari,
mana nak sama si kucing belang,
dua tiga boleh kucari,
mana nak sama si adik seorang.

sorong papan tarik papan,
buah keranji atas perahu,
suruh makan dia makan,
suruh mengaji dia tak mahu.

buah cempedak di luar pagar,
ambil galah tolong jolokkan,
saya budak baru belajar,
kalau salah tolong tunjukkan

I then ran it through Google Translate on automatic, and it helpfully provided this...

Two or three cats running,
where I either the cat-killer,
two or three could I sought,
any one want the younger sibling.

pull the board sliding boards,
Keranji fruit on the boat,
ordered food he ate,
he did not want to ask study.

Cempedak fruit on the fence,
jolokkan please take pole,
boy I just learned,
if one please show

Hmm...

[EricHill78]

Lxs, that reminds me of this Ron Paul ad.. he makes some great points.

[WickedKitchen]

Well, if it's gonna be that kinda party Imma put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

I'm off for six days. I need this like I need air. I'm going to spend lots of time with family...I love the holidays! I also think I'm going to properly dive off the wagon. Nothing goes better with turkey than scotch...AND it goes just as well with leftover turkey.

[lxskllr]

I found a fun Flash game today. Sucks that it uses Flash, but I guess ya gotta deal with what you've got. http://www.thegamehomepage.com/play/trollface-the-game/

[Duff338]

I have to work Friday and it is gonna be insane....this is my second job/part time gig, and if it gets too craze I am gonna do one of these

[shag1952]

Divorced after 30 years, married again for 5. second time around is better! Into General wintergreen and granit these days

[clint404]

I didn literally mean for this thread to be about divorces.

[Bigblue1]

I think I'm in love

[Premium Parrots]

Well, if it's gonna be that kinda party Imma put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

pumkins are a much better feel. Just cut the hole the proper size and the seeds and innards feel incredible. Its best to toss it in the microwave for a bit to warm it up first. For a better effect you can carve a face into it. Roo told me about that trick, tho I haven't had a chance to try it yet.

[clint404]

Watermelons work best. Contact all the way in..

[Duff338]

I think I'm in love

This girl needs to hold an immediate conference with the world to spread her genius....I think I am in love, lust and all that other stuff...

[clint404]

Two things tonite:

1. Not all of us have computers and browse the forum on our phones and the videos loading bring page loading to a crawl. Please post videos in the youtube or music threads.

2. Is it strange that I'm sleeping with a space heater and the fan on? I mean I want to be warm but I also can't sleep without the cool air blowing on me.

[Bigblue1]

Two things tonite:

1. Not all of us have computers and browse the forum on our phones and the videos loading bring page loading to a crawl. Please post videos in the youtube or music threads.

2. Is it strange that I'm sleeping with a space heater and the fan on? I mean I want to be warm but I also can't sleep without the cool air blowing on me.

Hate to say it dude. this is snuson and videos will be posted anywhere. Can't even get these guys to police their sigs...... anyways now that you know what's up merry christmas to you........ You can always put people on your ignore list if the siggy gifs become too much......

[EricHill78]

Two things tonite:

1. Not all of us have computers and browse the forum on our phones and the videos loading bring page loading to a crawl. Please post videos in the youtube or music threads.

2. Is it strange that I'm sleeping with a space heater and the fan on? I mean I want to be warm but I also can't sleep without the cool air blowing on me.

Bro what phone do you have? I'm on an HTC inspire Android and all the videos work perfect. I do thr same thing with the heat, ha.. don't feel strange.

[EricHill78]

My wife has never had a leftover turkey sandwich before! That is simply wrong.