Reporter: Over the past year Snus sales in the UK have risen by some 36% leading many health official to ask why this sudden leap. With me now is Wilberthorp Chesterton III who has been using snus for almost a year. Mr. Chesterton why did you start using snus and why do you use Odens Extreme exclusively
Wilberthorp: Right.............so there I was working sales at Broaufenhaummers Ltd Haberdashery when suddenly the GN rep for the UK popped into the shop looking for something in tweed and a smart new bowler....well after taking his inside leg and having him properly fitted...........he told me that I was to use this product called snus or that he would rip my eyes out and piss on my brain
Reporter: Oh dear........and you took him seriously
Wilberthorp: He was in the shop 45 minutes.............. and never blinked once
Reporter: and so it is that London seems to have a new ripper.............a snus ripper...........and who is responsible for unleashing this menus……….Well we tried to contact the maker of Odens Extreme for comment………..unfortunately it seems that he and an American were arrested after a long night of schnapps drinking……….
This is Rupert Nibbles reporting for BBC 1
When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers
Reporter: Over the past year Snus sales in the UK have risen by some 36% leading many health official to ask why this sudden leap. With me now is Wilberthorp Chesterton III who has been using snus for almost a year. Mr. Chesterton why did you start using snus and why do you use Odens Extreme exclusively
Wilberthorp: Right.............so there I was working sales at Broaufenhaummers Ltd Haberdashery when suddenly the GN rep for the UK popped into the shop looking for something in tweed and a smart new bowler....well after taking his inside leg and having him properly fitted...........he told me that I was to use this product called snus or that he would rip my eyes out and piss on my brain
Reporter: Oh dear........and you took him seriously
Wilberthorp: He was in the shop 45 minutes.............. and never blinked once
Reporter: and so it is that London seems to have a new ripper.............a snus ripper...........and who is responsible for unleashing this menus……….Well we tried to contact the maker of Odens Extreme for comment………..unfortunately it seems that he and an American were arrested after a long night of schnapps drinking……….
Reporter: Over the past year Snus sales in the UK have risen by some 36% leading many health official to ask why this sudden leap. With me now is Wilberthorp Chesterton III who has been using snus for almost a year. Mr. Chesterton why did you start using snus and why do you use Odens Extreme exclusively
Wilberthorp: Right.............so there I was working sales at Broaufenhaummers Ltd Haberdashery when suddenly the GN rep for the UK popped into the shop looking for something in tweed and a smart new bowler....well after taking his inside leg and having him properly fitted...........he told me that I was to use this product called snus or that he would rip my eyes out and piss on my brain
Reporter: Oh dear........and you took him seriously
Wilberthorp: He was in the shop 45 minutes.............. and never blinked once
Reporter: and so it is that London seems to have a new ripper.............a snus ripper...........and who is responsible for unleashing this menus……….Well we tried to contact the maker of Odens Extreme for comment………..unfortunately it seems that he and an American were arrested after a long night of schnapps drinking……….
This is Rupert Nibbles reporting for BBC 1
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