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  • Ainkor
    Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 1144

    Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
    hi this one for you
    Why i love Burger King
    Cause
    a) it biger then MCdonalds
    b) becouse i dont think about my health
    C) cause it is close to my place of work
    Hrmm.... I don't take you as a lazy person, but being a motivated person (my perception of you) cuts B out of the running. I do like their burgers better than McDonalds, but they both still suck. I'll guess C since you are a busy guy and sometimes convenience wins out.

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    • devilock76
      Member
      • Aug 2010
      • 1737

      Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
      ok here is control quastion why my name is GEVORG
      a) just coincedent
      B) Becose of a dream ( when you sleep you see dreams)
      C) I wanted like that
      Like I said earlier, I pick C... and again it is the closest to a readable answer in my native tongue, hehehehe.

      I also speak Jive...

      Ken

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      • Reynard
        Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 804

        Originally posted by devilock76
        I also speak Jive...
        Lol

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        • whalen
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 6593

          GN,

          What question can you ask all day where you can get a different answer every time with all the answers being correct?
          wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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          • whalen
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 6593

            GN, I have stood on top of all three pyramids in Giza, Egypt.


            Yes or Noe?
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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            • devilock76
              Member
              • Aug 2010
              • 1737

              Originally posted by Vulpes
              Lol
              Sheeettttt = Golly

              Ken

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              • whalen
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 6593

                Originally posted by devilock76
                Sheeettttt = Golly

                Ken
                I sure picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!
                wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
                  Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
                  First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
                  Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
                  First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
                  Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
                  First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
                  First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
                  First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • whalen
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 6593

                    You know, in all that excitement back there, I cannot remember if i won snus or not! Who the hell can keep track of all that! And besides, GN's inbox is always full so if you won, you get to play "hey, wait a freekin minut, GN's inbox is crammed full from all these little suck up, I mean "Lucky wieners"!

                    Congradulations all you "BIG Wieners"!
                    wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                    • devilock76
                      Member
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 1737

                      Originally posted by whalen
                      I sure picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!
                      Boy: Sir can I ask you a question?
                      Striker: A question, what is it?
                      Boy: It's an interrogative statement meant to attain knowledge, but that's not important right now. Is my dog Scraps going to be OK?

                      Ken

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                      • devilock76
                        Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 1737

                        Originally posted by whalen
                        First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
                        Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
                        First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
                        Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
                        First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same ol' same ol'!
                        Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
                        First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
                        First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
                        First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.


                        Ken

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                        • Snusdog
                          Member
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 6752

                          Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                          i said you avatar is like old good profesor avatar
                          qastion
                          where i have been 14 years ago
                          A) in prison
                          B) In sweden
                          C) On Mars

                          Assuming f

                          d/dx [f(x) * g(x)] = f (x) * g’(x) + g (x) * f’(x)

                          Therefore the answer is……… A) In Prison

                          But if I remember correctly.............the prison was on mars and run by the Swedish......so the answer could be...... all of the above (A, B, and C)...........but for this to work one would have to subsume the derivative of f as f(vX)

                          But that is far too convoluted....so for simplicity sake........ let us just solve f for A


                          Now let us solve for A (again assuming f)

                          A= g’ * [f/∏ (∞>x)]

                          Therefore A =14

                          So very well done GN………..a question with the answer 14........ just as requested


                          When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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                          • Chigger
                            Member
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 126

                            I know I have not been asked a question yet, but I have an answer...

                            42

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                            • Crow
                              Member
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 4312

                              Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                              You Did not understand me, i have one neftobak You Sony need to spend money on me dear
                              Ahh, I understand now. How do you enjoy it?
                              Words of Wisdom

                              Premium Parrots: only if the carpet matches the drapes.
                              Crow: Of course, that's a given.
                              Crow: Imagine a jet black 'raven' with a red bush?
                              Crow: Hmm... You know, that actually sounds intriguing to me.
                              Premium Parrots: sounds like a freak to me
                              Premium Parrots: remember DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON CROW
                              Premium Parrots: not that it would hurt one bit if he nailed you with his little pecker.
                              Frosted: lucky twat
                              Frosted: Aussie slags
                              Frosted: Mind the STDs Crow

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                              • resnor
                                Member
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 619

                                Originally posted by GN Tobacco Sweden AB
                                Nothing just answer on one quastion
                                How many children I have?
                                Well, you have a son. But...we are all your children! LOL

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